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2003-09-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Criminal Mastermind Jailed For 176th Time

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-09-06 10:41|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Guess none of his crimes were considered "major" enough to envoke Colorado's "three strikes and you're out" law that puts career criminals away for life. Personally, I think this guy is a candidate for the criminal wing of Colorado State Mental Hospital.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-9-6 10:44:25 AM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-9-6 10:44:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 He's what cops refer to as "walking job security".

Posted by Baba Yaga 2003-9-6 11:19:23 AM|| 2003-9-6 11:19:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 The TV show "Cops" has repeatedly lobbied to keep him on the streets including providing funds for legal assistance. The show's producers considers his freedom as vital to their ability to provide continuous programming featuring action police enforcement.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-9-6 11:40:33 AM|| 2003-9-6 11:40:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Fox should start a reality show called "Losers" and follow guys like this around. Stevey could be his sidekick.

Posted by tu3031 2003-9-6 1:30:04 PM|| 2003-9-6 1:30:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 If he's a Master Mind, how come he's been caught so many times? Seems like Perpetual Amateur is a better label.

Posted by Dar 2003-9-6 1:37:03 PM|| [http://users.stargate.net/~dsteckel/] 2003-9-6 1:37:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Those crimes were the equivalent of foul balls, so he's still 0 and 2 on the count with the DA.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-6 1:49:22 PM|| 2003-9-6 1:49:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 This guy is probably what keeps the DA in office.

" And I will continue to arrest Jeffrey Allan Pittman until he learns his lesson! "

Cue the applause by mindless idiots.

Posted by Charles 2003-9-6 4:35:56 PM|| 2003-9-6 4:35:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Rantburgers have no idea what Boulder is like. We here in Colorado don't call it The People's Republic of Bounder for nothing. It's home to Colorado's largest university (called, oddly enough, Colorado University, and has buffalos (virtually extinct except in private reserves) as its mascot). It's also home to the majority of the state's looney left, as well as scores of academia. Dianne DeGette is their hero (Pat Schroder used to be, but she finally got tired of being the Poster Child for Looniness).

If it's "victim-oriented", if it's "screw the establishment", it's Boulder.

We've offered Boulder to California, BTW, but they said one Berkley was enough.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-9-6 7:39:10 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-9-6 7:39:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 And we don't want it in Wisconsin either, we've got Madison already

Posted by Someone who did NOT vote for William Proxmire 2003-9-6 9:14:01 PM|| 2003-9-6 9:14:01 PM|| Front Page Top

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