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2003-09-07 Middle East

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Posted by Frank G 2003-09-07 9:37:21 AM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Al-Hasmi was apparently killed while working on an explosives device to be used in a terror attack, Israel Radio reported.

It doesnt get any better than this. The Hamas killers are clearly losing this battle and they are committing suicide before they have a chance to kill people who want to live their lives.

Let the IDF help, Hamas. All the worrying and waiting and expense: all gone. Go on, light up that cell phone. Let us show you what truly inspired strategy can accomplish.

Posted by badanov 2003-9-7 10:34:11 AM|| [http://www.rkka.org] 2003-9-7 10:34:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 With hard deadlines bombmaking gets more stressful and mistakes happen. I've always heard that its better to have a cease-fire going if you get the most out of your bombmaking shop.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-9-7 10:45:47 AM|| 2003-9-7 10:45:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Awwwwww...Did the wittle bombmaker get a boo-boo?

Ain't that just too bad! :-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2003-9-7 10:51:10 AM|| 2003-9-7 10:51:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 it just makes my morning to post an article like this, and I'd like to thank all the little ~~bits of~~ people that make it all possible, starting with Hamas militant Abu Al-Hasmi

Posted by Frank G 2003-9-7 10:59:18 AM|| 2003-9-7 10:59:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 One theory going around is the Israel special forces are doping possible bomb making material, so when assembled it will go boom. This makes the bomb makers a bit worry about his source of material. But when the cowards above you insist that you make more Jew-killing devices, you've got to take your life into your own hand.

Posted by BigFire 2003-9-7 11:12:21 AM|| 2003-9-7 11:12:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 From: Sheik Yassin
To: Hamas Bomb Production Department
Re: Requiring tests for Color-blindmess

It has come to my attention recently that several workers in the bomb construction department have filed for workmen's compensation for work-related injuries. Further investigation indicates that they connected the red wire instead of the green wire.

I propose that we begin testing our workers for color blindness. It will help lower our compensation payments, and increase worker morale. Please take whatever steps are necessary to make this happen.

If you have any questions about this new policy, please contact me via carrier pigeon rather than using my cell phone number.

Yours in Allah,
Ahmed

Posted by snellenr 2003-9-7 11:24:37 AM|| 2003-9-7 11:24:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Requiring tests for Color-blindmess

The ADA answer of course is numbered wires, textured wires, braille wires, talking wires, smelly wires and a color-helper.

Posted by Shipman 2003-9-7 11:30:31 AM|| 2003-9-7 11:30:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 The ADA answer of course is numbered wires, textured wires, braille wires, talking wires, smelly wires and a color-helper.
All the better! That way, we can snuff two at a time! "Double your pleasure, double your fun, blow up two instead of one..." Hey, works for me.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-9-7 11:59:20 AM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-9-7 11:59:20 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 These stories always make me happy! ;-)

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-9-7 8:35:27 PM|| 2003-9-7 8:35:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 The wiring problem is probably just about good lighting. Maybe switching to flourescent and away from using cigarette lighters during assembly would help.

Posted by flash91 2003-9-7 9:23:55 PM|| 2003-9-7 9:23:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 One a day. That's all we ask.

Posted by tu3031 2003-9-7 9:26:10 PM|| 2003-9-7 9:26:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 " Somebody get the broom, Abu blew himself up! "

" Another one? Geez, it's getting harder and harder to find good joo-killing device makers these days. "

Posted by Charles 2003-9-7 9:29:05 PM|| 2003-9-7 9:29:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 You guys are sick--he was lighting the tea lights for a Pampered Chef Party when the propane tank went BOOM /saracasm

Posted by Not Mike Moore 2003-9-7 11:38:20 PM|| 2003-9-7 11:38:20 PM|| Front Page Top

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