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2003-11-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Parachuting Pilot Killed by Truck
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Posted by Steve 2003-11-12 11:30:03 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I swear I remember this from a Simpsons episode.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-11-12 3:01:05 PM||   2003-11-12 3:01:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I can see the whole thing started to go sour when they tried to fly an Impala. Maybe an Impala SS would have been a better idea.
Posted by Shipman 2003-11-12 3:42:21 PM||   2003-11-12 3:42:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Thanking God for having someone invent the parachute, only to be splattered on a truck drivers windsheild.

" Damn, that's the biggest beetle I've ever seen! "
Posted by Charles  2003-11-12 3:53:11 PM||   2003-11-12 3:53:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Note to pilots - if you see ACME corporation stamped on your canopy, amd you're copilot goes by the nickname Wiley, say the follwing words repeatedly throughout the flight: "what'S up doc?"
Posted by Super Hose  2003-11-12 7:22:22 PM||   2003-11-12 7:22:22 PM|| Front Page Top

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