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2003-12-16 India-Pakistan

Osama Bin Laden, Omar wonât be taken alive

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Posted by Steve 2003-12-16 10:10:58 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 so basically, he's saying is:

you'll never catch them!
but if you do ...
you'll never catch them alive!
but if you do...
it won't matter anyway, SO THERE!!

Posted by B 2003-12-16 10:33:58 AM|| 2003-12-16 10:33:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Excuse Mr. Qusai-Leader in the 'Religion of Peace' why are you calling for a war on we Americans? Is it because you like living under a dictator? If I were King there would be a 'special' unit that took care of all the fatwa spitting clerics in the world. Declare war on us? Ok we KILL you game over. Also I am willing to bet that Omar and Osama will (if captured) act just as much of a bitch Saddam did. His sons had bigger stones than Saddam they died after a four-hour battle.

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-12-16 10:37:38 AM|| 2003-12-16 10:37:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Or as the great philosopher Fred Rantburgensis would say:

"HOKAY"

Posted by True German Ally 2003-12-16 10:40:28 AM|| 2003-12-16 10:40:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 That's what they said about Saddam. Osama will come quietly like a little biznatch the minute it even looks like he might get hurt. And Shamzai will cry like a little biznatch when he sees the footage of Osama submitting to a colonoscopy. Martyrdom is for the peons.

Posted by BH 2003-12-16 10:47:52 AM|| 2003-12-16 10:47:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Cybersarge, I agree with your 'special' unit but I would add an addition, that the Unit kills the fatwa spitting clerics in a way that makes it look like Allah did it. I'm not sure how Allah punished folk in the Koran but lightning, etc, can be simulated.

Posted by ruprecht 2003-12-16 12:58:53 PM|| 2003-12-16 12:58:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Absolutely fine with me...

Posted by gawdamman 2003-12-16 1:11:56 PM|| 2003-12-16 1:11:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 If you corner Mullah Omar, heâs more likely to fight to the death because he is a true believer.

No problem at all. Hang the guy's lifeless body from a Kabul lamppost for a couple of days, then wrap it up with pork rinds and bury it in a public ceremony.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-12-16 2:58:41 PM|| 2003-12-16 2:58:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Bomb - I was with you until that last sentence. We don't want any of this foul cretin's essence released back into the environment - we have enough problem with the Greens as it is. His pigskin-wrapped body should be soaked with gasoline and burned in a controlled burn, until there's not even ashes left. Then VERY CAREFULLY clean the combustion chamber, and get it ready for the next Islamofascist.

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-12-16 4:02:02 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-12-16 4:02:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 And even if either were to be captured, it would do little to stem violence blamed on the groups, said Mufti Nizamuddin Shamzai, who knew Omar and called for a jihad, or holy war, against the United States during the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq. "From what I know about these people you cannot arrest them alive," Shamzai told Reuters in an interview in Karachi

We would have alot better chance of catching them if we would sweat this guy a little and all the rest of the asshats that claim to know things.

Posted by Cheddarhead 2003-12-16 4:47:31 PM|| 2003-12-16 4:47:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Cheddarhead - right on. Since there is actually no law in Pakiwakiland, we should suggest to Perv that every one of these zeros who implies they communicate with OBL or Omar or other Taliban (or Elvis) should be picked up and hammered for info. If they really have it, great. If they don't, a coupla rounds of truncheons will convince them to STFU. Having a lawless society (Yeah, I know they claim to have Shari'a - that was included) can be convenient, at times. We pay through the nose for this arrangement, let's make it pay off. Been kinda quiet on the helpful side since capturing Sheik.

Posted by .com 2003-12-16 5:14:13 PM|| 2003-12-16 5:14:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Okay Rantburgers, putcher money where yer mouth is. Since I believe that Mullah Omar will end similar to Saddam Hussein, I put up a "WOT Future" titled "Mullah Omar captured without personally resisting". I say within one year.

I wanted to try working in "captured without resisting, but crying and soiling himself", but that is less a prediction than an expression of the contempt I have for these ignorant bullies.

Posted by Carl in N.H. 2003-12-16 5:53:29 PM|| 2003-12-16 5:53:29 PM|| Front Page Top

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