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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2003-12-18 11:19:23 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Don't blame the running, Mr. President. Get a thicker prayer rug...

Posted by Ptah 2003-12-18 11:54:53 AM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2003-12-18 11:54:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Headlines for Next week:
After her OB/GYN Appointment, Senator HRC visited troops and told them that âtheir health care sucked and that Bush made them sick.â
Senator Kerry (who served in Vietnam) visited troops after he had his balls reattached. His wife returned his nards, as required in the Pre-nump agreement. Senator Kerry (Vietnam Vet) told troops that âhe too had spilled blood in a war that nobody supported.â
Dr. Gov. Dean visited troops after performing four abortions on Girls age 14, 12, 11, and 9 (His daughters). Dean opined that âWhile he hated everyone in the military, he would be a great Commander-in-Chief.â

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-12-18 6:19:09 PM|| 2003-12-18 6:19:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Bush lied! Those were plastic soldiers! Or, maybe inflatable ones (insert your own Clinton joke here).

Posted by (lowercase) matt 2003-12-18 6:22:35 PM|| 2003-12-18 6:22:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 No...no...no... the democrats are plastic and inflatable (or at least full of hot air....).

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-12-18 6:57:55 PM|| 2003-12-18 6:57:55 PM|| Front Page Top

"Kerry ... told troops that âhe too had spilled blood ...â"

I'm not posted up on this. Has Senator [censored] Kerry ever actually used that phrase? Interesting choice of verb. Were it me, speaking of my own blood, I'd be inclined to say "shed." "Spilled" implies someone else's.

Posted by Glenn (not Reynolds) 2003-12-18 7:06:30 PM|| 2003-12-18 7:06:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 "Bush combined his hospital visit with care for his own sore knees."

Prescription: Kneepads.

Posted by bigtree 2003-12-18 7:15:38 PM|| [http://www.returningsoldiers.us] 2003-12-18 7:15:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 No Glen he has not. I was LAMPOONING how the dems would try to combine a hospitial visit and tie it into Bush-bashing.

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-12-18 7:20:23 PM|| 2003-12-18 7:20:23 PM|| Front Page Top

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