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2004-01-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Desert Blondie 2004-01-16 1:57:46 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Aww, fer Gawd's sake, make it the 17th so I can enjoy it with me Guiness!

Posted by Jarhead 2004-1-16 2:04:12 PM|| 2004-1-16 2:04:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL,Jarhead

Posted by Gasse Katze 2004-1-16 3:28:38 PM|| 2004-1-16 3:28:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Brilliant Marketing. Get this guy working on naming the Wall.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-16 3:36:59 PM|| 2004-1-16 3:36:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 And based on that definition, the chances are absolutely zero.

No shrimp for anybody.

Sorry.

Posted by Michael 2004-1-16 3:37:23 PM|| 2004-1-16 3:37:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Don't worry Michael Burger King's already planted the water.

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-16 3:49:55 PM|| 2004-1-16 3:49:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Of course we all know that due to global warming all water has evaporated from Mars. Thus the reason we will not get shrimp is because BUUUUUUSH didn't sign Kyoto. :-)

Posted by JFM 2004-1-16 5:18:20 PM|| 2004-1-16 5:18:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 :-))))))

We are not even going to discuss how long it took that to sink in (no pun intended, of course)

Posted by Michael 2004-1-16 5:21:51 PM|| 2004-1-16 5:21:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Aw hell... I'm build to close to the ground... the good ones are going over my head.... Huh?

Posted by Shipman 2004-1-16 7:28:46 PM|| 2004-1-16 7:28:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Off-topic, but . . . .
"Giant shrimp" is only the second-best oxymoron ever. In a recent post, The Man Without Qualities mentions the extinct species of the elephant family -- mastodons and mammoths --, including the hairy 6-foot pachyderm known as a dwarf mammoth.

Posted by Dr. Weevil 2004-1-16 9:19:33 PM|| [http://www.doctorweevil.org] 2004-1-16 9:19:33 PM|| Front Page Top

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