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2004-03-25 Israel-Palestine
Israelis Stop Teen Wearing Suicide Vest
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Posted by Fred 2004-03-25 1:01:52 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 A river of honey, a river of wine and 72 virgins.

Let's see -- one river that's sticky and too thick to swim in, one that's haram and forbidden for Muslims, and 6 dozen women that are either hags, kids, or have no clue what they're doing.

That's paradise?
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-03-25 1:31:39 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com]  2004-03-25 1:31:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 If alcohol's so bad, why is there a river of wine in paradise?
Posted by mojo  2004-03-25 1:32:44 PM||   2004-03-25 1:32:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 You're only allowed to gargle.
Posted by Fred  2004-03-25 1:34:27 PM||   2004-03-25 1:34:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 The Washington Post actually put this teen boomer story in the paper today (not on the front page but in the A section -

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22184-2004Mar24.html).

They also had a serious piece by Jim Hoagland on why the convention wisdom (read PC meme) about the cycle of violence is wrong.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22433-2004Mar24.html

There may be hope yet.
Posted by mhw 2004-03-25 1:36:06 PM||   2004-03-25 1:36:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 someone shuld tell him he drop his sweater.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-03-25 1:55:19 PM||   2004-03-25 1:55:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 the great heroric paleo fighter
Posted by Dan 2004-03-25 1:58:38 PM||   2004-03-25 1:58:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 "He doesn't know anything, and he has the intelligence of a 12-year-old,
What's Hosni miffed about? That he didn't hold out for $35? Considering the result, I would say Hussam is one of the brighter kids in Paleostan.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-03-25 2:17:49 PM||   2004-03-25 2:17:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 "He doesn't know anything, and he has the intelligence of a 12-year-old,"

-insert any mullah/ayatollah/ or imam's name into that sentence.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-03-25 2:21:44 PM||   2004-03-25 2:21:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Moloch returns. I wonder if it's something in the water or genes to make this sort of stuff always happen in the same geographical area.

Hamas and Fatah are claiming that they are getting hundreds of volunteers for suicide ops. The reality is that they have to bribe retarded kids. How come the well fed guys at the protests with the fake explosive belts and the hoods never go boom? Instead its always the skinny, introspective types that in the US would be reading too much maudlin poetry and contemplating suicide anyway.
Posted by 11A5S 2004-03-25 2:48:20 PM||   2004-03-25 2:48:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Sorta OT.

Have a look at todays Cox and Forkum, i think its hysterical.
Posted by Evert Visser in NL  2004-03-25 3:22:59 PM|| [http://chinditz.buzznet.com/user/]  2004-03-25 3:22:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Mojo

According to the Koran all that is forbidden on earth is permitted the faithful (ie men, women don't count) in paradise. Everyone assumes that those 72 virgins are girls. Not necessarially.
Posted by Anonymous 2004-03-25 3:24:27 PM||   2004-03-25 3:24:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 From what I hear this kids mother is seriously pissed at whoever talked her son into this. If we can get the mothers of the Muddle East to become overprotective domineering types maybe we can solve this problem.
Posted by Cheddarhead 2004-03-25 5:47:10 PM||   2004-03-25 5:47:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Via Allah, here's an actual quote from the kid:
Blowing myself up is the only chance I've got to have sex with 72 virgins in the Garden of Eden.
Unbelievable.
Posted by someone 2004-03-25 6:57:09 PM||   2004-03-25 6:57:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 
A 16-year-old boy might have a lot of physical energy for 72 virgins, but he still hasn't developed the maturely complex and perverse imagination that is necessary for subtle seduction and eternal endurance in such circumstances.

A 16-year-old boy's moronic and shallow dullness will gradually bore all 72 virgins and will drag them down to his own slutish stupidity.

A sophisticated, mature man -- especially one schooled in the Rantburg arts -- will gradually delight and elevate the playful, sylphic maidens up to his own sophisticated sensuality.
Posted by Mike Sylwester  2004-03-25 7:10:05 PM||   2004-03-25 7:10:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 commander of the checkpoint, who identified himself only as Lt. Col. Guy.

I knew Lucky was never completely honest with us. ;>
Posted by Shipman 2004-03-25 7:50:45 PM||   2004-03-25 7:50:45 PM|| Front Page Top

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