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2004-05-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse

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Posted by Fred 2004-05-10 1:27:50 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Horses...why do they love us?

Posted by Sgt.DT 2004-05-10 1:41:29 PM|| 2004-05-10 1:41:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 watched too many Marv Albert stories, huh?

Posted by Frank G 2004-05-10 1:58:49 PM|| 2004-05-10 1:58:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 this horse not get enuff love to.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-05-10 2:03:42 PM|| [http://petaenespanol.com/cinco/] 2004-05-10 2:03:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity

Unsettled? This is the first time I ever heard unsettled used as a synonym for horny.

Posted by BigEd 2004-05-10 3:42:41 PM|| 2004-05-10 3:42:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Im once was pinned up against a stray nail in a stall when some damn dip brought a mare into the wrong barn.

Posted by Shipman 2004-05-10 4:04:26 PM|| 2004-05-10 4:04:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 #4 More than horny.

Anyone who comes between a stallion and a mare in heat is a direct competitor, as far as the stallion is concerned, especially if they smell of testosterone, no matter which species.

Have you ever SEEN films of stallions fighting? Teeth, hooves ... the fights can result in death even to a horse, not to mention we punier humans.

Shiver.

Posted by rkb 2004-05-10 4:45:43 PM|| 2004-05-10 4:45:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 So they don't care what species you are if they're in heat rkb? That explains all those vidoes....

Posted by Charles 2004-05-10 6:52:24 PM|| 2004-05-10 6:52:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Hmmm ... exactly which videos do you mean, Charles? LOL I don't remember anything like that in Black beauty or in Man from Snowy River either. But then, I don't watch videos often ... Perhaps your viewing habits are ... umm ... more eclectic than mine.

Posted by rkb 2004-05-10 7:43:49 PM|| 2004-05-10 7:43:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Wilbur...is that a carrot in your pocket?

Posted by Mr Ed 2004-05-10 9:53:27 PM|| 2004-05-10 9:53:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 That depends. You gonna nibble or bite?

Posted by Wilbur 2004-05-10 9:56:24 PM|| 2004-05-10 9:56:24 PM|| Front Page Top

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