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Virtual fences to herd Wi-Fi cattle
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Posted by Phil B 2004-06-08 4:15:17 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 So could the Saudis use this tech somehow to improve Nayef's Boyz record in "surrounding" jihadis?

And, back to the cows, uh, what if enough of 'em get zapped at about the same time and they stampede toward the center? BBQ time?

Mucky's really gonna be pissed.
Posted by .com 2004-06-08 4:26:49 AM||   2004-06-08 4:26:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Wi-Fi!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just point and click and brand 'em,
My laptop is nineteen inches wide.
C-P-U calculatin'
Cell modem is handshakin',
From the front seat of my S-U-V ride.

Move 'em on, link 'em up,
Link 'em up, go remote,
Go remote, head 'em out Wi-Fi!
Load 'em up, load 'em down,
F-T-P, zip 'em up,
Zip- 'em up, ride 'em in Wi-Fi!

See y'all later, I gots to download the back forty . . .
Posted by Mike  2004-06-08 6:15:07 AM||   2004-06-08 6:15:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Anybody got the lyrics to Neil Young's "Computer Cowboy"?
Posted by Grunter 2004-06-08 6:31:38 AM||   2004-06-08 6:31:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Mike - Bravo! Great job - Lol!
Posted by .com 2004-06-08 6:54:53 AM||   2004-06-08 6:54:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Very funny, Mike.
Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-06-08 7:06:26 AM||   2004-06-08 7:06:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 The group has tested a static version of the virtual fence on 10 cows in a field in Vermont that was one square kilometre in size. They have only tested the moving version on a group of students.
"We have done this on a few research animals but it is not quite ready for prime-time," explains Butler. The technology appears to be working, but stimulus is not deterring the animal.

Somehow, for some party schools, this paragraph is strangely appropriate.
Posted by Ptah  2004-06-08 7:41:53 AM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]  2004-06-08 7:41:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Yea,whistle-whistle,capclap.(Mike gets a standing ovation.
Posted by Raptor 2004-06-08 7:46:05 AM||   2004-06-08 7:46:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Grunter: Neil Young Website
Posted by Frank G  2004-06-08 8:18:07 AM||   2004-06-08 8:18:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh, those poor, poor border collies with nothing to do
Posted by Spot  2004-06-08 9:08:25 AM||   2004-06-08 9:08:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Spot - Will that make PETA happy - or piss 'em off? Are these dogs "oppressed" because they are working dogs? Gosh, my PETA knowledge fount is dry! One thing I do, know is that those dogs go absolutely apeshit if they don't have something to herd. PETA'd prolly hire a doggie shrink and demand meds for 'em.
Posted by .com 2004-06-08 9:15:02 AM||   2004-06-08 9:15:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 .com - they're oppressed I tell ya! Pets are slaves! Up is down! Black is white! Get that dog off my leg!
F*ck PETA - fortunately I work in Chicago and can go to the Billy Goat and have a cheezborga for lunch
Posted by Spot  2004-06-08 11:17:00 AM||   2004-06-08 11:17:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Touche, #2
Posted by Oge_Retla_2004 2004-06-08 1:31:58 PM||   2004-06-08 1:31:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 The video game stores have Dogz and Catz. . .

(Amazon.com)

Soon. . Cowz

Posted by BigEd 2004-06-08 1:34:04 PM||   2004-06-08 1:34:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 im knowing you guys is think this in funy but is not. i kmow you guys are kill cows anyways but why arent they can be treat humanely? electric shock not humane! also what are happen dogz now like spot is say? also what about unemploy cowboys? not much job out there under chainey that are value lasso skills as requirement. this bad idea all around. as far as peta go at least they are care and not like politician go sacrafice care to owl god in bohemian grove!
Posted by muck4doo 2004-06-08 2:07:37 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2004-06-08 2:07:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Yeah, mucky, PETA cares so much that they executed 3500 homeless dogs last year. But it made 'em feel bad to do it, don't ya know... And that's what REALLY matters.
Posted by mojo  2004-06-08 2:49:08 PM||   2004-06-08 2:49:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Bruce Friedrich, Chairman of the Politboro of PETA calls for violence. Apparently applies to animals who eat meat as well (dogs).

Talk Show Host Dennis Prager's favorite question:
If a human or your dog was drowning, who would you save.

He only lets you say, "the animal", if the person drowning is a Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Saddahm, etc.

I'd Add Brucie.

WHO WOULD YOU SAVE?

(images.google.com)
Bruce Frederich

OR

SHIVA the BOXER-DOG
(inet.hr/~jaschenb)

Easy Choice
Posted by BigEd 2004-06-08 4:05:28 PM||   2004-06-08 4:05:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 save shiva!

mojo that why spade and neuter of pets so important.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-06-08 4:19:22 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2004-06-08 4:19:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Mucky, its important to spay/neuter, that is true. But what do you, as a vegetarian, feed your dogs/cats?

Posted by BigEd 2004-06-08 4:29:25 PM||   2004-06-08 4:29:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 you be surprised at this but actualy im not own any pets. against apartment rules. dogs are can have a somewhat vegan diet but cats are die if eat vegatable matter. halfempty is curently lose him pet california king snake and me and him trying find progresive values snake that adopt vegan diet. we are not have any luck so far. it looking like snake are not as progresive in they ideoligies as iguanas and tortoises.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-06-08 4:50:11 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2004-06-08 4:50:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 M4D - Well as a throwback who indulges in meat, I also feed all four of the "residents", 2 dogs, and 2 cats, beef, chichen, and fish. But you are right. Cats don't like veggies, but my German Shepherd likes to crunch on raw carrots. (Of course she prefers medium rare sirloin.)

So how did this thread go from virtual cattle fencing to this? Ha!
Posted by BigEd 2004-06-08 5:38:56 PM||   2004-06-08 5:38:56 PM|| Front Page Top

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