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2004-06-14 Iraq-Jordan

Mike Adams: My apology to the Arab world

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Posted by Frank G 2004-06-14 13:37|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 We should start adding more "apologies" to the article, copy them into an e-mail and send it to the major Middle Eastern newspapers.

I am truly sorry that we introduced you to phones, cars, internet, satellites, and other technological advances. We promise to refrain from exposing you to any discovery or progress that will make life more enjoyable in the future.

Posted by Anonymous4617 2004-06-14 2:03:52 PM|| 2004-06-14 2:03:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm sorry you're all captive to Islam. I am sorry you're stuck in amber. I'm sorry you're doomed by your own gutlessness to throw off both Islam and the dictator [insert name of thug or king or turban here] that enslave your mind and body. I'm sorry you are a speedbump in the road of history.

I'm really sorry I don't have a pony.

Posted by .com 2004-06-14 4:49:05 PM|| 2004-06-14 4:49:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I am sorry that we have a religion which supports free will, where you can join and leave at our choice without fear of death. That we have a religion which values life and beauty over death and destruction.

I am sorry that we have a government which values the right of individuals regardless of nationallity, creed, faith (or lack thereof), gender, or ability.

I am sorry that we live free and can choose who leads us and can even say our leaders are a bunch of fools without fear of being raped or tortured or killed. We can even make fake documentaries detailing lies and slander about our leaders without fear of any sort of punishment (outside of receiving a Cannis award -- see Michael Moore).

I am sorry that we are sexually mature enough to see parts of a woman's body, or a woman's face without going into a sexual rapist frenzy while some of you cannot even stand to see an ankle because you are so sexually repressed.

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-06-14 6:13:25 PM|| 2004-06-14 6:13:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I never got over that pony either. Luckily I got a shotgun next year.

Posted by Shipman 2004-06-14 7:27:49 PM|| 2004-06-14 7:27:49 PM|| Front Page Top

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