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2004-08-15 Home Front: Culture Wars

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Posted by TS(vice girl) 2004-08-15 10:41:01 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Jeebus Cripes - they're just like the Soviets were, claiming they invented/discovered everything.

Next they'll claim they invented air, too. And probably demand reparations from us for breathing it.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-08-15 10:53:50 AM|| 2004-08-15 10:53:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 everyone knows Kim Jong-Il invented music! A sea of fire upon these pretenders!

Posted by Frank G 2004-08-15 11:01:40 AM|| 2004-08-15 11:01:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 John Lee al-Hookah

Posted by Matt 2004-08-15 11:45:57 AM|| 2004-08-15 11:45:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 The connection between Hollerin' and Blues is tenuous at best. Never mind that white folk in hill country did more Hollerin' than blacks on the levees of Mississippi.

Posted by Asedwich 2004-08-15 11:54:43 AM|| 2004-08-15 11:54:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 If Muslims invented the Blues it would be just another thing invented and then forgotten by Islam in their quest to be the low tier culture in the world.

What happened to the mythical Golden Age of Islam?
Once Arab traders were everywhere. Once Arabs invented Algebra and preserved great writings. Once they developed the Blues. Now they have one product to sell and don't have the technology to drill it without help. They haven't invented anything in over a thousand years. And the hard core fellows have banned music entirely and even frown on kite-flying.

Posted by Yank 2004-08-15 11:57:09 AM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com] 2004-08-15 11:57:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Well. at least we can ALL agree that THEY invented the Internet and not Al Gore.

Posted by 98zulu 2004-08-15 12:54:16 PM|| 2004-08-15 12:54:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Oh my house blew up
My metal shop blew up
My truck blew up
My wife blew up
My kids blew up
My goat blew up
And I blame it
On the Joooooooooooos

Posted by Abdul 2004-08-15 12:57:31 PM|| 2004-08-15 12:57:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Like the lyrics Abdul and it's got a fair beat to it....

Posted by Shipman 2004-08-15 3:45:36 PM|| 2004-08-15 3:45:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 LOL WOT
It reminds me of that old EU song.....

I'm not working in on the railroad!
Not for 10 more days!

Someones in the kitchen with Kerry
Someone I know I know!

Someones in the kitchen with Kerry!
Selling off the country we know!

Posted by Shipman 2004-08-15 3:50:44 PM|| 2004-08-15 3:50:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Ya gotta jump down [hhnh]
spin around [hhnh]
and pick a bale of fatwas ...

Ya gotta jump down [hhnh]
spin around [hhnh]
and pick a bale of surahs too. [/FST]

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 5:26:32 PM|| 2004-08-15 5:26:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I thought the blues were invented last year in North Korea.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-08-15 5:29:22 PM|| 2004-08-15 5:29:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Mosque of the Desert Sun

There is a mosque in Medina
they call the holiest one
It's been the ruin of many a pilgrim
and Allah knows I'm one

My mother wore the full hajib
she stitched my keffiyah
my father was a firebrand cleric
way down there in Mecca

Now the only thing an Imam needs
is a muezzin and Qur'an
and the only time that he's in paradise
is when he's martyring another man

Oh Fatima, tell your children
not to manage convenience stores
to spend their life amongst infidels
and make eyes at their whores

I've got one arm in my bomb vest
the other's got a sprain
I struggled when they tied it down
to scan me for a brain

There is a mosque in Medina
they call the holiest one
It's been the ruin of many a pilgrim
and Allah knows I'm one

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 6:04:49 PM|| 2004-08-15 6:04:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Oh Fatima, tell your children
not to manage convenience stores"

LOL

Posted by Dave D. 2004-08-15 6:08:05 PM|| 2004-08-15 6:08:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 #5 And the hard core fellows have banned music entirely and even frown on kite-flying.

They opt instead for kike-frying.

Posted by Zenster 2004-08-15 6:14:56 PM|| 2004-08-15 6:14:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Ala 'How Blue Can You Get' by BB King:

"Nobody loves me but my Allah,
"And He may be jivin' too..."

Posted by borgboy 2004-08-15 6:18:14 PM|| 2004-08-15 6:18:14 PM|| Front Page Top

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