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2004-08-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by 1717 2004-08-20 05:05|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ooh lookie its a rare species of trollicus hitanrunus

Posted by Valentine 2004-08-20 5:14:58 AM|| 2004-08-20 5:14:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 All your base are belong to us.

Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-20 5:25:02 AM|| 2004-08-20 5:25:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Know your hero troll: 'Sampan incident' belies heroic image

Posted by ed 2004-08-20 5:29:06 AM|| 2004-08-20 5:29:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 It's not really Queen's English is it?

Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-20 5:35:01 AM|| 2004-08-20 5:35:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Nice to see troll crap deleted quickly.

Posted by FlameBait93268 2004-08-20 6:36:57 AM|| 2004-08-20 6:36:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 The Rantburg Pest ConTroll Department is amazing, isn't it? I almost don't mind paying city taxes when you get service like this!

Posted by Mike 2004-08-20 6:44:29 AM|| 2004-08-20 6:44:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I see the Kerry's boat is sinking. Dems gonna be good for alotta laughs until November and the truth really sets in.

Posted by Atropanthe 2004-08-20 6:54:51 AM|| 2004-08-20 6:54:51 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Toll defense mechanism #1: deflection.

In true toll victimhood mentality, when toll hero is overwhelmingly and convincingly reduce to cow crap, blame the other person.

Posted by Capt America 2004-08-20 8:44:48 AM|| [http://captamerica.blogspot.com/] 2004-08-20 8:44:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 I just popped off a $ 100 contribution to the Swift Boat Veterans ForTruth organization in honor of my Democratic father who served as a 2nd lieutenant during WWII. Although an ethnic FDR dyed-in-the-wool Democrat, he would be absolutely INCENSED at how these guys are getting eviscerated by the NY Times, et al., for upholding the honor of the armed forces.

I challenge you to do the same. Go to:
https://www.swiftvets.com/swift/ccdonation.php?op=donate&site=SwiftVets

Note: By meeting my challenge you will join me as part of the vast and nefarious web of right-wing Republican "attack dogs" doing the President's "dirty work" in the words of the liberal media and Mr. Kerry. Welcome aboard!

Posted by ColoradoConservative 2004-08-20 11:30:31 AM|| 2004-08-20 11:30:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Arf!

Posted by Sandy 2004-08-20 11:34:45 AM|| 2004-08-20 11:34:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Hey 1717 TROLL! I have a message for you: ,,|,,

Posted by Steve from Relto 2004-08-20 11:34:58 AM|| 2004-08-20 11:34:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 CC - I prefer to be a digital brownshirt, but thanks for asking!

Posted by Raj 2004-08-20 11:50:18 AM|| 2004-08-20 11:50:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 I hope I make it on the 527 list as a contributor to Swift Vets...$250 here....mmmm who is the Conservative Soros who hasn't antied up yet.

Posted by Bill Nelson 2004-08-20 12:46:04 PM|| 2004-08-20 12:46:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 I've heard some recommendations that Senator Horseface should apologize to all Vets for 1971. Well he can do it, but I a'int accepting Senator. Your a traitor for all time in my mind.

Posted by Bill Nelson 2004-08-20 12:48:07 PM|| 2004-08-20 12:48:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Interesting--I went to check out the SwiftVets.com site, but typed in SwiftBoatVets.com instead, which redirected me to a Salon.com article slamming the Swift Vets. It's incredible the rage these Swift Vet ads have generated!

Posted by Dar 2004-08-20 12:51:34 PM|| 2004-08-20 12:51:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Raj, LOL--I prefer digital brownshirt, too!

Posted by GreatestJeneration 2004-08-20 1:40:34 PM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2004-08-20 1:40:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 I've heard some recommendations that Senator Horseface should apologize to all Vets for 1971. Well he can do it, but I a'int accepting Senator. Your a traitor for all time in my mind.

This should never be about an apology alone. It should be about doing the right thing, and in Kerry's case, asking John Ashcroft to commence an investigation into his activitites during and after Viet Nam.

The right thing is getting the name of his fellow travelers/traitors and finding out not only who funded them, but who distributed the money to the anti-war movment, in other words, the bring down our current antiwar movment by exposing the antiwar movment of the 60s and 70s.

I wanna know out of which bank their money came, who received the money and for what. Kerry can provide a lot of these answers now

Posted by badanov 2004-08-20 1:49:58 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org] 2004-08-20 1:49:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 "Ranthamburger" wasn't bad. For a Democrat, anyway. Why don't they just disprove the allegations instead of spitting acid. Oh, that's right, because they're true ?

Posted by Crikey 2004-08-20 3:06:51 PM|| 2004-08-20 3:06:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 AH HA !!
#2: Howard just exposed himself as muck4doo.

Posted by Crikey 2004-08-20 3:08:09 PM|| 2004-08-20 3:08:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 I doubt Howard UK altho a fine gentleman could name 11 bars in Austin. :)

It's one of the Franks, Steves, or a geniume real-mccoy, which is what I am starting to believe.

except that .com from Texas....
there was a significant presencent lost last year, coulda been him/her.

Indeed. It is very confuser.

Posted by Shipman 2004-08-20 4:05:59 PM|| 2004-08-20 4:05:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 Wait a second.... Howard can cuss like noone I've ever seen, which implies a magnificient grasp of the language, a certain cadence as it were. You ever go to journalism school at UT Howard?

Posted by Shipman 2004-08-20 4:09:15 PM|| 2004-08-20 4:09:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 "All your base..." (also "All yuor[sic] base..." is a fairly recent internet meme. It was a quite a little phenomenon a few years back, with sites dedicated to photoshopping images with this quote from a rather badly translated video game from the 80's.

It isn't a muckism that I've ever seen. More along the lines of another one: "You are teh[sic] suck".
("Launch all zig!")

Posted by eLarson 2004-08-20 4:52:57 PM|| [http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2004-08-20 4:52:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 For those who haven't yet been assimilated, here is the "all your base" video. Enjoy!

Posted by rkb 2004-08-20 5:00:09 PM|| 2004-08-20 5:00:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 And follow up with the Terrible Secret of Space...

Posted by .com 2004-08-20 5:02:13 PM|| 2004-08-20 5:02:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 FoxNews sez that the SwiftBoat site has received more than $100K in donations in just the last 12 HOURS!

Way to go, folks!

Posted by .com 2004-08-20 5:03:07 PM|| 2004-08-20 5:03:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#26 Kerry and Co have turned condemnation and intimidation into a moneymaker. WAY TO GO GUYZ!!!!!

Firesign Theatre Quote of the Day for the Kerry Campaign:

"How can you be two places at once when you're really nowhere at all?"

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-20 5:11:31 PM|| 2004-08-20 5:11:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#27 #13 Bill, that would, perhaps, be Richard Mellon Scaife. Remember the media scrutiny he got back in '98 over his supposed financing of the entire Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?

He's the only conservative billionaire I can think of at the moment... at least by name.

Posted by eLarson 2004-08-20 11:02:14 PM|| [http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2004-08-20 11:02:14 PM|| Front Page Top

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