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2004-08-31 Russia
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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-31 4:28:32 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Couln't they use explisoves sniffing dogs, and when one dog gets "affectionate", they can pull the Qada-woman aside.

God is truly great. . .
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-31 4:35:23 PM||   2004-08-31 4:35:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Aaaarrrggggh, muffed the link. Here it is: Ace of Spades HQ

This should have been on page one, as well, since it is definitely war news.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-31 4:36:48 PM||   2004-08-31 4:36:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Alright, I must be having a low sugar bout this afternoon, given the following fantasy, BUT...isn't there a way to detonate any hidden bombs without actually removing them? Start with BigEd's idea, then when the bomb is located, isolate her and, BOOM!, expedite her to Muslim heaven. Although she is going to have a problem "caring" for her man, since she no longer would have a "dock"; guess she'll have to leave that to the other 71 numbskull jihadettes.
Posted by jules 187 2004-08-31 4:45:11 PM||   2004-08-31 4:45:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 My wife, kind and nurturing soul that she is, points out that these women are, in a sense, victims themselves. "What kind of brain-washing and degradation would it take to get a woman to do that to herself, let alone to a hundred innocent people?"
"Still," she concludes, "we have to kill the sluts."
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-31 4:48:29 PM||   2004-08-31 4:48:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 OK - we have that mad X-ray machine in London to perform cavity searches on Jamaican yardies present at early morning mass arrests outside dancehalls in London - expensive but got to be put in all airports.
Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-31 4:51:43 PM||   2004-08-31 4:51:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Alternatively, pull all Muslims to one side for rubber glove trickery - would befun.
Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-31 4:54:35 PM||   2004-08-31 4:54:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 #5-I asked for it...oh well, nice dream.
;)
Posted by jules 187 2004-08-31 4:57:21 PM||   2004-08-31 4:57:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, if we announce that all cavity searches will be done by Michael Moore, I'm sure no terrorist group in the world will be able to get volunteers for this.
Posted by Silentbrick  2004-08-31 5:35:29 PM||   2004-08-31 5:35:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 This just shows how low terrorists will descend to achieve their aims. To really counter the terrorists, we have to go to the money source that keeps the jihadis funded---and dry it up. That is the long term solution. We are going to have to quit being so PC, and that, I am afraid, will happen after so many more hits that will wake up the public.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-31 5:50:25 PM||   2004-08-31 5:50:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Cool, let's nuke Saudi.
Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-31 5:52:28 PM||   2004-08-31 5:52:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Good idea, Silentbrick, but how do we clear Lumpy himself? I mean, do YOU want to check his ass for a daisy-cutter?
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-31 5:58:43 PM||   2004-08-31 5:58:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 One definitive side effect of this is that Muslim wimmin are gonna have a hard time finding anyone to give them head.
Posted by badanov  2004-08-31 6:07:58 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org]  2004-08-31 6:07:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Ultra Sound?
Posted by Louis Metro Shipman 2004-08-31 6:09:33 PM||   2004-08-31 6:09:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Atomic Conspiracy
Good idea, Silentbrick, but how do we clear Lumpy himself? I mean, do YOU want to check his ass for a daisy-cutter?

We'll get the Governor of New Jersey to do that for us.
Posted by Silentbrick  2004-08-31 6:26:20 PM||   2004-08-31 6:26:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I remember reading somewhere that plastic explosives could be set off using certain high frequency sound waves. Build a metal-sided hallway with sound generators imbedded in the walls, and run 'em through. Those that come out the other end can board the aircraft.
Posted by Old Patriot  2004-08-31 6:57:00 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm]  2004-08-31 6:57:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I've heard of gun-sex but this goes a bit far dont you think?

Perhaps This site can help.....
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-08-31 7:44:36 PM||   2004-08-31 7:44:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Air travel is vulnerable, but few people in Russia use it. However, everyone does use the train and 2nd and 3rd class passengers are packed in tight. Even more tightly packed in are the train stations themselves. Are the Russians (or Euros or US) going to X-ray, Ultrasound, body cavity search everyone that goes to the airport, trains station, sports event, concert? I think the Chechens will force the Russians to revert to old and effective methods of warfare: hunt them all down wherever they are found, and kill them.

Here is an article from Pavel Felgenhauer. http://www.moscowtimes.ru/stories/2004/08/31/008.html
Posted by ed 2004-08-31 7:47:36 PM||   2004-08-31 7:47:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 ed - you're prolly right and it's definitely the Russian way. But it's interesting to note that, without any sort of agreement, various types of technology were the primary solution most posters in this thread explored. Says a lot about us, no?
Posted by .com 2004-08-31 7:51:42 PM||   2004-08-31 7:51:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Stormin' Norman Mineta will undoubtedly require that all male passengers have their vaginas checked for plastique - more pc profiling
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-31 8:25:43 PM||   2004-08-31 8:25:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Hate to point this out but men can just as easily stash quite a bit of explosives up their asses as well. One look at the new Goatse proves a man who is determined can put a WHOLE lot up there if he wants... (don't click that link if you have a weak stomach or are at work)
Posted by Ewwwww 2004-08-31 8:27:50 PM||   2004-08-31 8:27:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 ed probably has the only practical way. If we are always on the defensive, we are inevitably going to get someone boomed. We bring it back to the jihadis, then THEY are on the defensive. We are sort of doing that now with Afghanistan and Iraq, but we need to get hard-nosed like the Israelis if we are going to win. I do not know everything they do on El Al, but they have not had hijackings in years. Nothing speaks like success.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-31 8:45:27 PM||   2004-08-31 8:45:27 PM|| Front Page Top

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