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2004-08-31 Afghanistan/South Asia

Indian PM warns against using confusing jargons

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Posted by Fred 2004-08-31 8:24:14 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Fred - Lol! One of my favorites! In honor of that jewel, I offer these as a warmup:

1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

2. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

3. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

4. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound as they go by.

5. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

6. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

7. Am I getting smart with you? ... How would you know?

8. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

9. I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

10. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

11. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

12. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

13. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

14. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

15. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

Posted by .com 2004-08-31 8:46:12 PM|| 2004-08-31 8:46:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 #11!

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-08-31 9:44:43 PM|| 2004-08-31 9:44:43 PM|| Front Page Top

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