But now that you’re the Democrat nominee, I’ve been re-energized. Your socialist leanings, spine-snapping indecision and penchant for lies have pushed me so firmly back into the Bush camp that I’m risking all sorts of vandalism against my property and even my person (that is, if I was three years old and surrounded by your supporters, anyway) by displaying George W. Bush bumper stickers, buttons and yard signs. Yes, John, you have renewed my zeal for the Republican party. You didn’t do it alone, though. You had help!