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2005-01-31 Iraq-Jordan

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Posted by Steve White 2005-01-31 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [11 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Meanwhile, former President Jimmy Carter said the Iraqi elections validated the legitimacy of Yassir Arafat's leadership.

Informed that Arafat was dead (and that Carter himself had visited the grave), he shrugged and said "Maybe it was Castro. He kinda looks like Arafat. It's the beard...".

Posted by Pappy 2005-01-31 12:40:22 AM|| 2005-01-31 12:40:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 ...If John Kerry only knew how to fold underware he could quit the Senate and get a real job!

Posted by Saddam 2005-01-31 1:54:56 AM|| 2005-01-31 1:54:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 JFK: "It's hard to say that I am a legitimate human being when whole portions or my brain are not functioning."

Posted by HV 2005-01-31 7:37:48 AM|| 2005-01-31 7:37:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 "President Bush called Sunday's elections in Iraq a success"

This is like declaring an end of major combat operations.

Yeah, right. And then 1000 more US troops were killed.

Posted by J 2005-01-31 1:55:09 PM|| 2005-01-31 1:55:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Hush J, you're a troll.

Posted by Q 2005-01-31 1:59:51 PM|| 2005-01-31 1:59:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Ah, so "J" is a Kool Aid addict. Shoulda guessed - er, actually I did guess, but was reserving the post until proof arrived. What flavor is it today, "J"? Huckleberry? Got any spiffy DUmmy Dhimmi Talking Points / Memes you'd like to share? Even freshly-minted memes can be fun.

You see, you've just proven, yet again, RC's Good News Theorem: When there is Good News, the fuckwits come out of the woodwork to post.

Thanks, he'll be pleased to know it still holds. Prolly ought to upgrade it from a theorem to a SocioFascistIslamoBatâ¢ Law. Yeah, I think I will.

Again, thanks for sharing, you're so special.

Posted by .com 2005-01-31 2:04:05 PM|| 2005-01-31 2:04:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Yes, "J" is special --- in the short bus sort of way. Although, I think I just insulted the short bus passengers with that comparison.

Posted by Spemble Whains2886 2005-01-31 4:15:13 PM|| 2005-01-31 4:15:13 PM|| Front Page Top

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