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2005-03-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Al-G Eco-Scare: Two-thirds of world's resources 'used up' !

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Posted by Frank G 2005-03-30 1:05:47 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 How many trees die to produce craptastic 'journalism' like the Guardian?

Posted by eLarson 2005-03-30 2:24:19 PM|| [http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2005-03-30 2:24:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 The Guardian is only printed on paper from trees that died of natural causes.

Besides, us Murcans are gonna be wiped out in the tsunami of 2007, so the earth's resources only have to last another two years or so.

Posted by Matt 2005-03-30 2:28:58 PM|| 2005-03-30 2:28:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Humans now use between 40% and 50% of all available freshwater running off the land.

Rrrrrriiiiiggghhhhttttt.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2005-03-30 2:37:52 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-03-30 2:37:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 6,000,000,000 people run outside cups held high to catch rainwater...

Posted by BigEd 2005-03-30 2:46:24 PM|| 2005-03-30 2:46:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 eLarson, almost as many as died to publish the 2,500+ page report.

Posted by RWV 2005-03-30 3:07:09 PM|| 2005-03-30 3:07:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Mother Earth, does she hate us?

Posted by Doom 2005-03-30 3:15:34 PM|| 2005-03-30 3:15:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Maybe it is time for AL to MINE the TRASH DUMPS.

Posted by 3dc 2005-03-30 4:26:05 PM|| 2005-03-30 4:26:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 ...backed by 1,360 scientists from 95 countries - some of them world leaders in their fields...

I will bet thaqt Zero of them are leaders in real earth science or even work in earth science.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-03-30 4:34:03 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-03-30 4:34:03 PM|| Front Page Top

Water withdrawals from lakes and rivers has doubled in the last 40 years. Humans now use between 40% and 50% of all available freshwater running off the land

And what the hell is wrong with that?

Earth to idiots: the planet is a closed system. Water doesn't escape into space or anything. Humans and animals take water in, use some of it for nourishment and hydration, and then either breathe or pee the rest of it out. It evaporates back up into clouds which then rain/snow/sleet water back to earth. Some of the water is locked into ice sheets and glaciers; the amount changes depending on the season.

So what exactly is the problem?

Other than these moonbats are idiots of the first order, that is.

I'm dying to see Steve Milloy fisk this piece of crap.

Posted by Spemble Whomotch3816 2005-03-30 5:22:38 PM|| 2005-03-30 5:22:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Spemble,please don't be so graphic....afterall we drink that used water.

Posted by Thraing Pholurong1664 2005-03-30 6:35:03 PM|| 2005-03-30 6:35:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Thraing Pholurong, you do? I let it recycle before I drink it.

Posted by twobyfour 2005-03-30 6:55:29 PM|| 2005-03-30 6:55:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Spembles always amaze with their down to earth attitude.

Posted by Shipman 2005-03-30 7:11:57 PM|| 2005-03-30 7:11:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 RE: the direction sign of Doom. Why are they picking on Fairbanks, winter ice fog capital of the US?

No used water for us up here! No sir! We only drink newly minted water. From virgin hydrogen and oxygen molecules we make the finest dihydrogen oxide. Ya wanna live in a sewer, go swim in the sea. Yep!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-03-30 8:03:56 PM|| 2005-03-30 8:03:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 AP, I combine dihydrogen oxide with some CH3CH2OH (C2H6O) to give it a bit of edge. Some other compounds as well, their composition is a trade secret. Yum.;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2005-03-30 8:52:25 PM|| 2005-03-30 8:52:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Oh, ferchrissakes - I've accidently deleted the wrong cookies AGAIN!

Spemble Whomotch3816 was me.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2005-03-30 9:14:57 PM|| 2005-03-30 9:14:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 You must be careful how you extract the Carbon atoms, 2x4. You must only borrow them from CO2 molecules, otherwise the Feng Shui is all f**ked up.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-03-30 10:21:25 PM|| 2005-03-30 10:21:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Worry not, AP, I have them carbons covered. ;-)

Posted by twobyfour 2005-03-30 10:27:21 PM|| 2005-03-30 10:27:21 PM|| Front Page Top

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