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2005-04-05 Great White North

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Posted by Steve 2005-04-05 12:46:03 PM|| || Front Page|| [8 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Dammit, Scotty, I need more bandwith! Cross feed the anti-matter pods into the server and tie down the safety valve!"

No,no,no. You always reverse the polarity first! And then send someone [usually in a red uniform] up the Jeffery's Tube.

Posted by Slomorong Chang5391 2005-04-05 1:35:18 PM|| 2005-04-05 1:35:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Beat to quarters! All hands to action stations! Splice the mainbrace! And send Mr. Prostitute to my cabin!"

Posted by mojo 2005-04-05 3:02:48 PM|| 2005-04-05 3:02:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Mizzzzen the main mast and belay the duck. Stand by to haul away the mattress! Haul away! Haul away!

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-05 6:55:28 PM|| 2005-04-05 6:55:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Poop on the deck! I mean "man the poop deck!" Run out the guns! Ready for a broadside!

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-04-05 8:31:31 PM|| 2005-04-05 8:31:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 OH MY GAWD!
All hands on the foredeck lay to the afterdeck!
All hands on the afterdeck lay to the foredeck.
All hands amidships direct traffic!
All hands with nothing to do lay aft of the fantail!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-04-05 10:00:17 PM|| 2005-04-05 10:00:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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