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2005-04-22 Afghanistan/South Asia
Tales from the Crossfire Gazette
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Posted by Steve 2005-04-22 10:00:27 AM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Crossfire Gazette: One of those repetitive news story themes of which, for some reason, I never tire.
Posted by Ptah  2005-04-22 10:26:18 AM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]  2005-04-22 10:26:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Next week on Crossfire Gazette: The Hunt for Norway Buttfuck..
Posted by tu3031 2005-04-22 10:28:57 AM||   2005-04-22 10:28:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Agreed, Ptah. It's like one of those movies on cable you can never just surf past. You've seen it a billion times, and yet...

"Hunt for Red October" comes to mind.
Posted by Seafarious  2005-04-22 10:40:10 AM||   2005-04-22 10:40:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 tu - I got it - beautiful, lol!
Posted by .com 2005-04-22 10:42:50 AM||   2005-04-22 10:42:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 with his sidekick Reche Around?
Posted by Frank G  2005-04-22 10:59:36 AM||   2005-04-22 10:59:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Lol - uh oh, this is headed south fast!
Posted by .com 2005-04-22 11:02:48 AM||   2005-04-22 11:02:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 BTW - the uncut version of Hunt for Red October is on Spike TV this weekend
Posted by Frank G  2005-04-22 11:04:13 AM||   2005-04-22 11:04:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 I am trying to remember: Are any of the "accomplices" ever captured or killed? I know that none of the RAB is ever hurt. Doesn't anyone over there get suspicious?
Posted by Jackal  2005-04-22 11:05:12 AM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2005-04-22 11:05:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Jackal, only the EU and HRW. The locals are content that the Bad Guyz are getting their just desserts.
Posted by Seafarious  2005-04-22 11:09:37 AM||   2005-04-22 11:09:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 There's gotta be a way to get a comedic screenplay out of this.
Posted by Robert Crawford  2005-04-22 11:58:25 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/]  2005-04-22 11:58:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 I concur as long as the locals are happy, I'm happy to keep reading.
Posted by Rightwing 2005-04-22 12:00:13 PM||   2005-04-22 12:00:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Life Line Urology Centre

You just can't make this stuff up.

There's gotta be a way to get a comedic screenplay out of this.

My thoughts exactly. Seems a shame to let it go to waste.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-04-22 12:36:09 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com]  2005-04-22 12:36:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 go ahead, laugh it up infidels. Meanwhile, I'm still dead!
Posted by Moga Babu  2005-04-22 12:37:50 PM||   2005-04-22 12:37:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Any hope for a new Law and Order Shoot First or Comic Crossfire or Friendly Fire Claims Adjuster?
Posted by Tkat 2005-04-22 12:43:06 PM||   2005-04-22 12:43:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Any hope for a new Law and Order Shoot First ...

That would be Law and Order Shoot First, Tuesdays, 10 pm EDT on NBC.
Posted by Steve White  2005-04-22 2:23:15 PM||   2005-04-22 2:23:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 You would almost think the Peelers were using the crossfiree as a "human shield." Heck it would work well for me.

These ought to be refered to as FCI. Formulaic Crossfire™ Incidents.
Posted by Sock Puppet 0’ Doom 2005-04-22 5:36:54 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com]  2005-04-22 5:36:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 A suspected terror and his sidekick were set fire to death at Kazirgaon in Matuail area of the city Thursday evening

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of the night.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Posted by Darth VAda 2005-04-22 7:46:31 PM||   2005-04-22 7:46:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

yesss. Bring some salmon steaks, a grill, lemon and pepper, and you can feed....oh, nevermind. Wrong saying
Posted by Frank G  2005-04-22 7:55:13 PM||   2005-04-22 7:55:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Don't forget to dry rub with paprika first!

Oh, wait, wrong recipe...
Posted by Iron Chef Sakai 2005-04-22 8:47:28 PM||   2005-04-22 8:47:28 PM|| Front Page Top

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