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2005-06-03 Iraq-Jordan
Iraqi targets security with poison melons
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Posted by Steve 2005-06-03 08:29|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I suspect the perp is a volunteer for a modified suicide operation. An Islamic "true believer". Fulfill his wish to romp with the 72 virgins in heaven: Summary execution preceeded by a relatively short, albeit robust, interrogation.
Posted by Mark Z. 2005-06-03 08:57||   2005-06-03 08:57|| Front Page Top

#2 I think we're missing a good source of interrogators. There are a lot of older women who wouldn't mind getting a piece of the action - and giving these murderous barbarians a piece of their mind, at great length.

heh ...
Posted by too true 2005-06-03 09:29||   2005-06-03 09:29|| Front Page Top

#3 i recall hearing from some Israelis over 20 years ago a story about a watermelon some guys found on the beach, which had a bomb inside that killed them.
Posted by liberalhawk 2005-06-03 10:49||   2005-06-03 10:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Or it could be a case of unwashed fruitn from a nborderline mregion given to spring fever GIs
Posted by Spoluse Shise7599 2005-06-03 12:59||   2005-06-03 12:59|| Front Page Top

#5 Mr. Wife once told me that in the most interesting countries (of which Iraq is clearly a member), the water is so unhealthy that you don't ever want to eat something that's been washed. He tried to stick to the local bread, fruit which he peeled himself, and cooked dishes that didn't contain meat. Melon rinds are not very edible, compared to what's inside, so I am willing to believe the melons were indeed tampered with.
Posted by trailing wife 2005-06-03 13:12||   2005-06-03 13:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Why do the phrases "poison melons" and "Anna Nicole Smith" keep coming up together in my head?
Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins  2005-06-03 15:03|| http://blog.simmins.org]">[http://blog.simmins.org]  2005-06-03 15:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...big, juicy melons.
Posted by tu3031 2005-06-03 15:28||   2005-06-03 15:28|| Front Page Top

#8 #2 I think we're missing a good source of interrogators. There are a lot of older women who wouldn't mind getting a piece of the action - and giving these murderous barbarians a piece of their mind, at great length.

What you do is tell the female interrogator that the prisoner they are about to "interview" said she looked fat in those fatigues.

30 minutes later she will have his 'nads on a length of safety wire and a 30 page statement.
Posted by badanov">badanov  2005-06-03 15:42|| http://www.rkka.org]">[http://www.rkka.org]  2005-06-03 15:42|| Front Page Top

#9 #2 I think we're missing a good source of interrogators. There are a lot of older women who wouldn't mind getting a piece of the action - and giving these murderous barbarians a piece of their mind, at great length.

Already been done. video of an Iraqi woman identifying her son's murderer in a lineup. She makes the big bad terrorist *cry*.
Posted by SC88 2005-06-03 23:27||   2005-06-03 23:27|| Front Page Top

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