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2005-06-03 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Assad Set to Outline Reform Program Soon

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Posted by Fred 2005-06-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Assad: "I'm going to reform"
Peasant: "In what way glorious leader?"
Assad: "I'm going to oppress your peasant @ss twice as much as before"
Peasant: (Yelling) "Death to America"

Posted by Jaiter Whosh4012 2005-06-03 00:08|| 2005-06-03 00:08|| Front Page Top

#2 Assad Set to Outline Reform Pogrom Soon.

Posted by Peasant Kurd/distant cousin to Spembleton 2005-06-03 00:24|| 2005-06-03 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Assad death watch - I've got 9 mos

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-06-03 00:31|| 2005-06-03 00:31|| Front Page Top

#4 Why am I getting Marathon Man flashbacks?

Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-06-03 01:18|| http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]">[http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com] 2005-06-03 01:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Yeah, Frank, and he won't even be able to defend himself...what, with his missiles mis-firing and all over Turkey! However, we must not forget to blame the Joooooos somehow when he gets whacked.

Posted by BA">BA 2005-06-03 08:52|| 2005-06-03 08:52|| Front Page Top

#6 The best reform program Assad could create would be to negotiate a nice residence with his immediate family in the soon to be established 'Dictators-R-Us' subdivision on American Somoa. Bask away in the calm and beautiful lush surroundings without a care about coups, fanatics, or unruly populations. Get a machine stamped X-mas card every year from the President of the United States rather than the uncomfortable 'Get out of Dodge before Sundown' scrawled on a 1000 pound bunker buster. Just pick up that phone now and call the American Ambassador for your free brochure. Operators are standing by.

Posted by Thinert Phineck9788 2005-06-03 09:28|| 2005-06-03 09:28|| Front Page Top

#7 I predicted a while back he would be dead by the end of 2005, only 7 months to go. having something to look forward to is important at my age.

Posted by phil_b 2005-06-03 09:33|| 2005-06-03 09:33|| Front Page Top

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