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2005-06-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2005-06-13 11:24|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The sexbot 3000! Tired of women turning you down? Your beautiful pastey complection a turn off to the opposite sex? Then get a sexbot 3000! No more hurt feelings, just good sensations! Never be alone while playing Everquest 2 again!

Posted by mmurray821 2005-06-13 12:05|| 2005-06-13 12:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Q1 is powered by a nearby air compressor, and has 31 points of articulation in its upper body.

"What the hell's that noise?"
"Marvins girlfriend's compressor. Sound's like he's getting lucky tonight."

Posted by tu3031 2005-06-13 12:09|| 2005-06-13 12:09|| Front Page Top

#3 With Japan's population taking a dive and the 'ladies' deciding that life has other offerings than Japanese motherhood and coupled with the Japanese resistance to foreign immigration, you may be seeing the beginning [and end] of how they look at solving the labor problem. Nice replacements for those welcome ladies in front of the department stores. Look out gramps, your job at Walmart is threatened!

Posted by Ebbereck Uneregum5631 2005-06-13 12:21|| 2005-06-13 12:21|| Front Page Top

#4 Does it look like Pam Gidley?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-06-13 12:44|| 2005-06-13 12:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Someone please, please post a picture of Al Gore under the title.

Posted by Tibor 2005-06-13 12:59|| 2005-06-13 12:59|| Front Page Top

#6 From the same collection of stories was this article on the world beard and mustache games. Germany is the global powerhouse, heh.

Thx, Steve - I haven't tuned into NatGeo, online or otherwise, in forever!

Posted by .com 2005-06-13 13:56|| 2005-06-13 13:56|| Front Page Top

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-06-13 14:21|| 2005-06-13 14:21|| Front Page Top

#8 Introducing the Repliee Q1.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2005-06-13 14:23|| 2005-06-13 14:23|| Front Page Top

#9 This is turning out to be a Terpsboy kind of day - I'll blame Big Ed for starting it, lol!

How about the DNC Dolls? They're not nearly as lifelike, but then neither is the DNC.

The rest of the commentary is pure Terpsboy - spot-on, pulling no punches, and taking no prisoners.

SNSFW

Posted by .com 2005-06-13 14:31|| 2005-06-13 14:31|| Front Page Top

#10 Which one's the robot... cuz the one on the right is creeping me out.

Posted by tu3031 2005-06-13 15:11|| 2005-06-13 15:11|| Front Page Top

#11 The robot is the one on the left dummy.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2005-06-13 15:28|| 2005-06-13 15:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Why are they dressed for Dressage?

Posted by Shipman 2005-06-13 16:13|| 2005-06-13 16:13|| Front Page Top

#13 You da ma . . . uh . . . moose, Moose.

Posted by Tibor 2005-06-13 16:58|| 2005-06-13 16:58|| Front Page Top

#14 Hmmm, Asian looking robot? Let the imagination run wild!

Posted by Cyber Sarge">Cyber Sarge 2005-06-13 18:01|| 2005-06-13 18:01|| Front Page Top

#15 beeware em yul brener modle.

Posted by muck4doo 2005-06-13 22:22|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-06-13 22:22|| Front Page Top

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