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2005-06-29 Iraq-Jordan
News from the Other Side: Ansar al-Sunnah Statement
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Posted by Fred 2005-06-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Media Department
Jaish Ansar Al-Sunnah
18 Jumada Al-Ula, 1426
June 25, 2005

ROFL! Precious. Now they send people to Business School so they can more effectively communicate with us. How sweet. The statement is just the usual third-rate claptrap of all "ist" movements that try to sound as if they're brave warriors all covered in glory.

If they're so successful, why are they still stuck on the flypaper and predominantly only able to kill innocent Iraqi bystanders? You make up collaborator lies to cover for your impotence and cowardly limpdick murders.

Allan's mercy is about as potent as Allan's will to defeat the infidels, Bubba. You're just another dead man walking, headed toward that sudden bodyslam that takes your breath, sight, and hearing... next thing you're aware of is that you're whimpering like a baby girl and sporting a gut wound that hurts like nothing else on earth and lets you linger long enough to be painfully aware when the dogs find you and begin their snarling contest to pull your living entrails out and drag them through the sand to some safer place where they can dine in peace. The last thought you'll have is how shiny and silvery they look...
Posted by .com 2005-06-29 02:36||   2005-06-29 02:36|| Front Page Top

#2 com,
After reading your comment all I could wonder about is yesterday's ZOMBIE DOG post....

Zark boy ravaged by ZOMBIE DOGs wanting BRAINS...
Posted by 3dc 2005-06-29 04:44||   2005-06-29 04:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Hope you brave, heroic koran krunchers© got a peek at Dubya's speech last night, 'cuz I don't think you spoiled it one iota.
Posted by Bobby 2005-06-29 07:51||   2005-06-29 07:51|| Front Page Top

#4 I thought they worshiped a meteorite in a box?

At any rate, they still don't have an address for their media department. Not a very good press release.
Posted by eLarson 2005-06-29 08:07|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2005-06-29 08:07|| Front Page Top

#5 What I got from this is that it sounds like they might have a mole in the government. Are they giving something away or just boasting?
Posted by Spot">Spot  2005-06-29 08:31||   2005-06-29 08:31|| Front Page Top

#6 "... We would also like to bring glad tiding to people of Tawheed. We are dealing the enemies of Allah disgraceful defeat, by the Grace of Allah. We are certain that Allah will fulfill his promise to his faithful servants..."

Tawheed means, more or less, monothesism. There are a number of different aspects to this but one of them is the requirement for a unity of worship. This, in turn, means that if you are a sunni supremicists, you believe that the Shia rituals sabotage this aspect of monothesim. Thus, since defense of monotheism is even more important than jihad, not only may you kill the Shia, you must do so.
Posted by mhw 2005-06-29 11:23||   2005-06-29 11:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Poor marketing. I would advise a catchy jingle, sexy gals and cute dogs or cats.
Posted by Shipman 2005-06-29 11:34||   2005-06-29 11:34|| Front Page Top

#8 They should also have a website and a hotlink to Move-on.org
Posted by mhw 2005-06-29 11:43||   2005-06-29 11:43|| Front Page Top

#9  “operation lightening”

This was supposed to paint a rosy picture.

Damn it George, I told you they were of a winter complexion!
Posted by 2b 2005-06-29 12:03||   2005-06-29 12:03|| Front Page Top

#10 Hmmm... more waste of cyber-space from a fascist moon-worshiper (aka Allah the 99th name of the moon god by the pagans of ancient Arabia). Take comfort Josh Ahswear Al-Bundhi Sunni, your days & night of being lost from the graces of God and worshipping the Koran instead will end soon. The world watches and so does God; your pain of confusion and pathological dementia in regards to reality and the true one and living God will surely end soon. God will deliver your just rewards and the pain will be beyond your expectations. God's punishment of the destroyers of innocents and blasphemers of his word, and destroyers of his creations will strike your heads far from sight and your eyes will fill with the burning sands sticking to your open eyes, and your open-mouth head will rest among road litter within thorny weeds surrounded by discarded cola cans and dog excrement. The flies will fill your mouth and ears to bring life to your worthless head. The larva that will feast upon your head will finally give appearance of life to you... and your soul? What of it? You have no more soul than that of a pile of pig bones and skin rotting in a ditch outside your mud hut. You Jaish Ansar Al-Sunnah fly speck will meet your maker and he wields a large fly swatter to squish you as you squirm your way to approach his glorious presence. Your carcass will join the trash pit of the other pigs garbed in holy causes of death and deceit. Your soul will be caged with the dogs that distorted God's holy words and works. You get away with your lies and deceit to serve Satan, but in the end God will smite thee for what you are, pretend to be, and plot to committ more evil. You can fool the oppressed and impoverished, you can fool the media (no challange there), but you dare to try and fool God? You are fools and the irony will present itself to you soon enough. Virgins in heaven for your fleshy pursuits of self-gratification and materialistic lust? Those are more important that God? You are sons of Satan and will become his harem instead.
Posted by Fun Dung Poo 2005-06-29 12:03||   2005-06-29 12:03|| Front Page Top

#11 next time try paragraphs. Besides, you drowned out my lightening joke.
Posted by 2b 2005-06-29 12:06||   2005-06-29 12:06|| Front Page Top

#12 2b do you work for the New Yorker. (¦:
Posted by Red Dog 2005-06-29 13:33||   2005-06-29 13:33|| Front Page Top

#13 Superior Rant. LOL 2B a fine lightning joke BTW.
Posted by Shipman 2005-06-29 13:33||   2005-06-29 13:33|| Front Page Top

#14 I'm glad I amused someone other than myself with that :-)
Posted by 2b 2005-06-29 13:42||   2005-06-29 13:42|| Front Page Top

#15 Can one of the more enlighted scholars here help me> I recently read about a doctrine in islam, or at least a branch of islam that permits deception, disinformation and outright lies by their followers if it serves the casue of jihad and they are weak. Can anyone point me to it. I need to be able to confront some public statements by imams by questioning their truthfulness in light of this doctrine. Any help?
Posted by Just About Enough!">Just About Enough!  2005-06-29 22:30||   2005-06-29 22:30|| Front Page Top

#16 Google both taqqiya and taqiyya (phonetic bullshit) and you'll get TONS of links - everything from wikipedia to the freepers themselves regards this tenet of Islam. BTW, this is from the haddiths and is true of all Islam, assuming they're actually practicing it as intended by Mo. I'm sure there are some flavors which eschew this practice, but then that makes them apostates.
Posted by .com 2005-06-29 22:39||   2005-06-29 22:39|| Front Page Top

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