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2005-09-22 Fifth Column

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Posted by Mike 2005-09-22 11:42|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I wonder if being a pawn pays well?
Cindy?

Posted by tu3031 2005-09-22 12:27|| 2005-09-22 12:27|| Front Page Top

#2 "A well-known organizer in the world of anti-globalism anarchists ..."

Jumbo shrimp, anyone?

Posted by Xbalanke 2005-09-22 12:27|| 2005-09-22 12:27|| Front Page Top

#3 A journey of a thousand press conferences begins with one microphone.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-09-22 12:45|| 2005-09-22 12:45|| Front Page Top

#4 "Fithian called for some men to help her prop up the cycle." Exactly how weak are these vegan protestors? A vespa can't be that hard to stand up, hell my 14-year-old daughter could stand one up. And she was smoking and driving an SUV? Pandering to BIG tobacco and oil? If they stopped by McDonalds then they have to turn in their anti-globalization and ACLU cards.

Posted by Cyber Sarge">Cyber Sarge 2005-09-22 13:53|| 2005-09-22 13:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Lol. YJCMTSU.

I feel like a little rant thingy. Pretend this was "found" on The Blog Of Death or something.

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Sometimes, no matter what the facts, people simply refuse to accept reality if it fails to match their preferred World View. That self-selected, not reality elected, World View may be Universalist Utopian, Gaiain, Nirvanian, Islamo Club Paradiso, 72 Virginian, Ganja Rastafarian, TranzioSocioFascioMaoIstapukian, Pinkly Partisan Proctological, Holy Holesome Hollyweirdness, Social Net Testers For A Free Ride, Grand Marches and Traffic Jams For No Reason, Naked Romps For Piece, Naked Spelling Bees, Paper-Mache Latte Artsy-Fartsian, Roaring-Head Big Hugs, Fools For Tools, Comet Cult Cutesy, or Stoners For - um - I Forget. Same same. It ain't reality, so it's fantasy. To say they're persistent is to acknowledge their institutional alliance, from the Perverted Press to Idiotarian Intelligentsia to Academicians of the Revisionist Revolution to Ist-Enabler Foundations of Piece in Our Minds.

Ironically, without the social base of normal sane people, underpinning every aspect of society, these superfluous parasitical pukes couldn't exist - they'd have to get real and get jobs and perform - or starve. These hardworking folks carry the dead weight of the fantasists on their backs. The burden is considerable - and worsening. Something Ugly This Way Comes. A tipping point will come when they say, "Why? Why play by the rules when the game is rigged with such huge pus-filled pockets of zoomers and slackers, systemic hernias, a plethora of pointless pikers? Why not get me a piece o' that pie? Screw this gig - working for a living be hard - and they prove that you don't have to..." And well they should ask, for it is so on an individual level. Cumulatively, however, that shifts the tipping point - advances the moment of truth. I think that point approaches quickly.

Let 'em win. Yeah, you heard me. Let the dipshits have it for awhile - say 8 years. You can either bleed for a long time, dancing on the edge of gangrene and systemic failure - or you can take preventative action - and amputate the diseased limbs. Let the process run on high for awhile - and demonstrate its fatal nature. Pull out all of our forces - from everywhere. Bring 'em home for R&R. Let 'em see The Real Enemy. Let the Oil Machine both nearly ruin us with costs and fund those who hate us so much that they live to die and live to kill us, however ineptly. Let them set us up for a few major hits - and take it on the chin a few times. There will be some terminal irony - the focus will be on the Moonbat enclaves. NYC gone? Damn! That sucks. SF gone? Oh shit! I'll miss The Wharf. ChiTown slid into the Big Waters? Gosh, where will I get good Italian Sausage Deep Dish Pizza, now? And let the ChiComs become a bona-fide threat - militarily our equal - almost. It's inevitable that we will be forced to decimate them, en masse, someday - they insist - a job for a very few Boomers, actually. Let that moment become crystal clear.

So. When the shit and fan become one and feces have been flung far and wide and everyone with sense thinks this is It, Take It Back - by force. Amputate the losers - and that means whatever they want it to mean, as long as it means they cease forever living in LalaLand. The Big Sleep. Working stiff. Whatever. Terminate The Little Kingdoms, The Middle Kingdoms, the WakiLands, the TackyLands, the Jungle Schemers, and the Tranzi Dreamers - the lot. Fuck it. Randy Newman was right: No one likes us. *sniff* Neutron devices would be best. We'll sit by the campfires with our surviving understated Cousins and gregarious Ozzy bros and feel really bad. We'll sing "Kumbayah" out of key, pop a few brewskis, tell tall tales of imagined loss and commiseration, just for them. It'll be quite touching. We'll stage something like the Hunter Thompson DeathFest of Pointless Pomp & Poopery. Promise. Later.

I'm thinking trauma is not to be avoided, but embraced. Beats the hell out of this death by a thousand cuts bullshit.

Let's get it ON, already.
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Fry us up.

Posted by .com 2005-09-22 14:06|| 2005-09-22 14:06|| Front Page Top

#6 Sniff, kinda makes me think of gentle Gentle.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-09-22 14:11|| 2005-09-22 14:11|| Front Page Top

#7 There's always Juche I am told.

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-09-22 14:20|| 2005-09-22 14:20|| Front Page Top

#8 at about $1000 a week and $.30 per mile rental per, plus gas, twelve occupants per RV (!), gonna be some extra cleanup charges incurred, this is the best they can do?

Posted by john">john 2005-09-22 14:30|| 2005-09-22 14:30|| Front Page Top

#9 YJCMTSU?

Posted by Mike 2005-09-22 15:01|| 2005-09-22 15:01|| Front Page Top

#10 You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Posted by eLarson 2005-09-22 15:20|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2005-09-22 15:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Thanks.

Posted by Mike 2005-09-22 15:35|| 2005-09-22 15:35|| Front Page Top

#12 "Fithian called for some men to help her prop up the cycle."

Pikers and wimps - it only takes 5 drunk fraternity brothers to flip a VW Rabbit on it's side.

Not that I was there or anything...

Posted by Raj 2005-09-22 15:39|| 2005-09-22 15:39|| Front Page Top

#13 Great, Lisa Fithian (an Anarchist Organizer??) and Medea Benjamin (Pie, anyone?) leading the Saint Cindy Aquarium Choir.

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-09-22 16:59|| 2005-09-22 16:59|| Front Page Top

#14 Now that Gentle People of the Blog is a a Fucking King Hell Rant.

Posted by Shipman 2005-09-22 17:43|| 2005-09-22 17:43|| Front Page Top

#15 the S stands for Stuff? Wow...I was wrong all this time

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-09-22 20:31|| 2005-09-22 20:31|| Front Page Top

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