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2005-11-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by James 2005-11-04 14:01|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The Dutch are a clever bunch.

Posted by Sock Puppet OÂ´ Doom 2005-11-04 16:50|| 2005-11-04 16:50|| Front Page Top

#2 "Designer creates wall of breasts

A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends."

Okay, really frightful if he had created a wall made up of real breasts.

Also, some dude is going to get busted groping all of these breasts and his excuse will be:

"I thought it was a rock-climbing wall."

Posted by The Happy Fliegerabwehrkanonen 2005-11-04 17:21|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com] 2005-11-04 17:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Great place to park the infant while you're shopping.

Posted by Zenster 2005-11-04 17:28|| 2005-11-04 17:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Actually, I gather that the majority of women wear ill-fitting bras because they don't have a convenient means of judging their size, and often guess wrong.

So maybe they need an inverted breast wall for women to put their breasts in to measure them. Next to each inverted set, there could be retractable straps that they could snap behind their back.

As irritable as some women get, and justifyably so, when they wear an ill-fitting bra all day, I'm surprised that nobody has built one of these things.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-04 18:11|| 2005-11-04 18:11|| Front Page Top

#5 You mean that guy down at the mall wasn't a desinated bra sizer?

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-11-04 18:31|| 2005-11-04 18:31|| Front Page Top

#6 So maybe they need an inverted breast wall for women to put their breasts in to measure them.

Dude, just what do you think is on the other side of that wall?

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-11-04 20:49|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-11-04 20:49|| Front Page Top

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