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2005-12-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve White 2005-12-19 00:56|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Hey! I make a good living ~~off of the simple minded~~ with my Astrological predictions. It's all very unscientific. I even use a computer to do it these days ~~so I can write off my web-browsing and pr0n collecting~~ on my income taxes. You must take us ~~very un~~seriously.

What else would you expect? I am a mahou Sensei after all, astrology is like, my middle name.

Posted by Mahou Sensei Negi-bozu 2005-12-19 05:17|| 2005-12-19 05:17|| Front Page Top

#2 "Oh Dad, he's perfect!"

frightning woids, woe is me.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-12-19 06:23|| 2005-12-19 06:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Does Dion Warrwick have anything to do with this?
Maybe the Indian authorities should question her.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2005-12-19 09:46|| 2005-12-19 09:46|| Front Page Top

#4 hanging by the hook of a fan in his room.

Reminds me of the ceiling fan installation piece I saw on This Old House a few years back. The fan mount was obviously well installed, which is essential for effective suicides.

Posted by Besoeker 2005-12-19 10:18|| 2005-12-19 10:18|| Front Page Top

#5 I find this all very ironic. We ship all of our jobs (esp. Customer Service) to India, and what do they get in return? Crack-pot Astrologers on TV 24/7! I love it! Isn't capitalism great?

Posted by BA 2005-12-19 10:33|| 2005-12-19 10:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Self-fulfilling prophecies are not valid.
I predict the sun will rise tomorrow morning, worship me I've never been wrong.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-12-19 10:35|| 2005-12-19 10:35|| Front Page Top

#7 Wonder if Zarq has had his horoscope checked lately?

I'd be delighted to give him a free palm reading. 'Course he'd have to come in person...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-12-19 10:37|| 2005-12-19 10:37|| Front Page Top

#8 How about Ted Kennedy?

Posted by Besoeker 2005-12-19 11:23|| 2005-12-19 11:23|| Front Page Top

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