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2005-12-20 Terror Networks

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Posted by Steve 2005-12-20 09:12|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Mullah Da Dullah is one of the stuck on stupid names of all time.

Posted by mjslack 2005-12-20 10:21|| 2005-12-20 10:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe our psyops need to start making fake Osama broadcasts:

"By Allah, I command all mujahadin to go to the corner of Splopydope and Goatfuck with the names of all your contacts and safehouses. Go quietly with the nice men who come to pick you up. Thay are our new Western recruits. Really!"

Posted by Wheart Thavick8548 2005-12-20 10:43|| 2005-12-20 10:43|| Front Page Top

#3
We should switch from torture to humiliation.

Get Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen) to do his Borat schtick for Al Q. It drove Kazakhstan nuts.

We could call this advanced-guided weapon the G-DAM.

Posted by Master of Obvious 2005-12-20 11:12|| 2005-12-20 11:12|| Front Page Top

#4 Don't we have some Hollywood directors helping us make stuff like this to confuse the enemy. You know, Bin laden next to Kerry, saying the Patriots will win it all.

Posted by plainslow 2005-12-20 13:08|| 2005-12-20 13:08|| Front Page Top

#5 We have been going after Bin Laden the wrong way. We need to seize Bert and waterboard him until he gives up the big man.

Posted by Super Hose 2005-12-20 16:49|| 2005-12-20 16:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Do tell!

Posted by Buckminster Spemble1220 2005-12-20 16:49|| 2005-12-20 16:49|| Front Page Top

Yes, Buckminster, he has a crowd waiting outside!

Posted by BigEd 2005-12-20 17:40|| 2005-12-20 17:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Al Qaeda Operatives Inspired by Film "Weekend at Bernie's", Attempt to Revive Bin Laden

Posted by The Happy Fliegerabwehrkanonen 2005-12-20 18:47|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com] 2005-12-20 18:47|| Front Page Top

#9 The comedy we have all been waiting for --Weekend and Binny's.

Posted by Ol Dirty American 2005-12-20 19:12|| 2005-12-20 19:12|| Front Page Top

#10

Posted by DMFD 2005-12-20 19:41|| 2005-12-20 19:41|| Front Page Top

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