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2005-12-21 Europe

"Lowland mujahiddeen" on trial in the Netherlands

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Posted by Dan Darling 2005-12-21 10:35|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Lowland Mujahiddeen (Nederlandus virgindesirii)

Peculiar mutation of Homo sapiens Seeks massive polygamous conditions in afterlife. Looks like an ordinary human except massive facial hair, and choses to wear white schmocks.

Has almost fetish like desire to blow self into red mist. Pathological fear of pigs. Same to be said of women not wearing tents, which they call burquas...

Proposal to place Lowland Mujahiddeen on Kingdom of Netherlands endangered species list under comsideration along with several other species, it is the only primate under consideration.

Note : Debate revolved around fact that it is an imported species from North Africa/Middle East, and would thus not be eligable for inclusion on the list.

Note : They are known for murder of descendents of great artists....

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Theo and Vincent VanGogh

Posted by BigEd 2005-12-21 12:33|| 2005-12-21 12:33|| Front Page Top

#2 Git 'em Ed!

Posted by Buckminster Spemble1220 2005-12-21 13:28|| 2005-12-21 13:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Bravo Ed. :: golf clap ::

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-12-21 14:22|| 2005-12-21 14:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Even Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner lately made clear he is not sure that strengthening the law would be the right step.

Ja, ja Piet! You've stumbled onto it for certain. Keeping them bloody OUT is the key mate!

Posted by Besoeker 2005-12-21 15:30|| 2005-12-21 15:30|| Front Page Top

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