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2006-01-18 India-Pakistan

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Posted by Fred & Thromomp Gluque9990 2006-01-18 16:31|| || Front Page|| [13 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Abu Khabab is now Shish Khabab.

Posted by DoDo 2006-01-18 16:33|| 2006-01-18 16:33|| Front Page Top

#2 Earlier we read that five bodies where immediately pulled from the buildings and secreted away after the blast. This would be the first one to be identified that leaves four more to go. Anyone hearing from Zawahiri? Hello....

Posted by TomAnon 2006-01-18 16:41|| 2006-01-18 16:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Is this where I can't mention Abu Secret Sauce cuz it's like all insensitive 'n stuff?

I'm just askin'.

Posted by .com 2006-01-18 16:42|| 2006-01-18 16:42|| Front Page Top

#4 [knock knock]
"Hello?"
"Abu Khabab?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"Candygram."
[blam]

An honest-to-gawd Fat Ladyâ¢ moment!

Can someone come help me drag the ululator out of the garage?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-01-18 17:02|| 2006-01-18 17:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Fred -
1) We'll start collecting money for your bail...
2) You won't get much action on this spelling: Zacharias Mousssaoui, lol

Posted by .com 2006-01-18 17:03|| 2006-01-18 17:03|| Front Page Top

#6 What was the last thing to pass through Abu Kebab's brain?

His asshole.

(rimshot)

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-01-18 17:06|| 2006-01-18 17:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Fox News has the story, too.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-01-18 17:49|| 2006-01-18 17:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Excellent. Now Pakistani TV will be flooded with late night infomercials on "How to Plan an Eid Feast and Make $5 Million". It's all about who you know.

Posted by ed 2006-01-18 17:56|| 2006-01-18 17:56|| Front Page Top

#9 I remeber the original story stated the Pak army was 'waiting 'til sunrise' to start pretending to search for the bodies.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-01-18 17:57|| 2006-01-18 17:57|| Front Page Top

#10 Sad that Zawahiri lured his fellows into a trap to magnify his importance and collect a large reward from the Crusaders.

Posted by 6 2006-01-18 18:09|| 2006-01-18 18:09|| Front Page Top

#11 6 - that's great!

Posted by 3dc 2006-01-18 18:24|| 2006-01-18 18:24|| Front Page Top

#12 6 - LMAO!

We need to plant some minds like yours among muslim press & opinion-makers ASAP. With Bush in office, there's actually a chance we may be doing so.

Posted by ryuge 2006-01-18 19:06|| 2006-01-18 19:06|| Front Page Top

#13 Somebody ought to send out a "Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol" to Pakistan with an oversized $5 million check.

Posted by Pappy 2006-01-18 19:35|| 2006-01-18 19:35|| Front Page Top

#14 I had Abu Khabab for dinner last night. It was a little gamey for my taste.

Posted by Tibor 2006-01-18 19:43|| http://incompetenttibor.blogspot.com]">[http://incompetenttibor.blogspot.com] 2006-01-18 19:43|| Front Page Top

#15 Ima still thinking we won't see Zawahiri picking the superbowl winner, or any other current events. Innocent villagers seem to scurry pretty hard to erase all evidence of bodies, parts, plasma, DNA paste, etc....CSI and a bottle of luminol make that a waste, though

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-18 20:18|| 2006-01-18 20:18|| Front Page Top

#16 Although a distant second, the silencing of al Qaeda's top brass through sheer fear is still quite acceptable. I do continue to prefer "catastrophic disassembly" and its noisy variants. One thing is for sure, these suckers aren't around to rally the troops very often anymore. That I like. Having them dead I would like even better.

Posted by Zenster 2006-01-18 21:29|| 2006-01-18 21:29|| Front Page Top

#17 where he used dogs and other animals as subjects of experiments with poison and chemicals.

Heads up PETA, this line is for you.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-01-18 22:07|| 2006-01-18 22:07|| Front Page Top

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