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2006-02-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Besoeker 2006-02-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ummmm....don't tell my wife...but she is a hotty.

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2006-02-09 02:05|| 2006-02-09 02:05|| Front Page Top

#2 This makes up for Jerry Lewis, heh.

Posted by .com 2006-02-09 02:09|| 2006-02-09 02:09|| Front Page Top

#3 I've given this very little thought and I'm pretty sure that if I could have Uma and a Sleep Number bed (75), I'd be pretty happy this weekend. And, um this pillow. And this lamp, too.

/channeling Steve Martin

Posted by .com 2006-02-09 02:44|| 2006-02-09 02:44|| Front Page Top

#4 Sleep bed? Hell, I'll take the Guantanamo Force Feeding Chair (TM).

Posted by Perfesser 2006-02-09 09:15|| 2006-02-09 09:15|| Front Page Top

#5 A knight in the Order of Arts and Letters? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is that? I'm picturing a sword that's polka-dotted, with a fuschia colored leather handle and a matching polka-dot ribbon to be used to cinch your wonderful chain-mail pants! Not exactly a knight I'd be quivering in fear of (except for Uma being behind that chain-mail, that is).

Posted by BA 2006-02-09 10:29|| 2006-02-09 10:29|| Front Page Top

#6 Love the mouseover. Technology at its finest!

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-02-09 12:36|| 2006-02-09 12:36|| Front Page Top

#7 Hey, that was fun. How you dood it? Another tech upgrade.

By the way, I just can't fantaisize about Uma, her face *really* reminds me (in a female version) of one of my male relatives, a wiry 6'7" (? about 2m) teenage apprentice carpenter.

That would be terribly wrong and homoerotic, wouldn't it?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-02-09 12:58|| 2006-02-09 12:58|| Front Page Top

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