Article

2006-03-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Shocked burglar runs into 17 sumo wrestlers

Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email fred.pruitt=at=gmail.com with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.

Posted by Fred 2006-03-31 10:14|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 LOL! Now this clown is an unemployed burglar.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-03-31 11:20|| 2006-03-31 11:20|| Front Page Top

#2 The building lies on the premisses of the Shounji temple. So basically this guy is robbing a temple compound? Do the Shinto have golden candelobras and priceless artifacts? Sacremental wine? Or was he going for some candle and sake stores?

Posted by rjschwarz">rjschwarz 2006-03-31 11:49|| 2006-03-31 11:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Lucky for him he was caught by the little lightweight guy.

Posted by Perfesser 2006-03-31 11:58|| 2006-03-31 11:58|| Front Page Top

#4 After getting a bear hug from a sumo wrestler, he's lucky he's not counting his ribs using a pair of tweezers...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-03-31 12:14|| 2006-03-31 12:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Possibly he was after the Green Destiny.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-03-31 12:15|| 2006-03-31 12:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Rachel Corrie aka St Pancake has been on the verge to have a consort.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2006-03-31 15:06|| 2006-03-31 15:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Sounds a bit like the guy who holds up a favored police bar during happy hour.

With a knife.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-31 15:19|| 2006-03-31 15:19|| Front Page Top

#8 Sounds a bit like the guy who holds up a favored police bar during happy hour. With a knife.

More like the guy who tried to hold up a Barrons restaurant in Denver - on the night the police were having their annual awards dinner. 267 cops, one burglar. They almost had a fight over who got to arrest him.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2006-03-31 17:23|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2006-03-31 17:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Hint: If you are in a building in a Shounji temple and you see massively strong tables and chairs and wide passages and doorways....

... it might be a good idea to leave. Quicky and quiety...

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-03-31 17:37|| 2006-03-31 17:37|| Front Page Top

#10 Rising Sun Smackdown!

Posted by RD 2006-03-31 21:12|| 2006-03-31 21:12|| Front Page Top

16:55 Foxtrot Uniform
16:20 Listen to Dogs
16:46 Zenster
23:49 trailing wife
23:47 Omomoling Angereck3709
23:44 trailing wife
23:41 Prophet al-Arff al Wudo
23:38 Broadhead6
23:32 JosephMendiola
23:29 RWV
23:17 Your New Feudal Overlords
23:14 RWV
23:01 Anonymoose
23:00 RWV
22:57 Asymmetrical Triangulation
22:46 Leigh
22:37 Classical_Liberal
22:35 Prophet al-Arff a Wudo
22:23 trailing wife
22:21 Thom as-Edison, Djinn of Mecca Park
22:21 trailing wife
22:21 trailing wife
22:19 trailing wife
22:19 WTF!