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2006-04-03 Science & Technology

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Posted by Anonymoose 2006-04-03 20:01|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Surf's up!!!

Posted by Zenster 2006-04-03 20:19|| 2006-04-03 20:19|| Front Page Top

#2 I'd bet that wasn't the only thing that came up.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-04-03 20:21|| 2006-04-03 20:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Kraken arises!

Posted by lotp 2006-04-03 20:28|| 2006-04-03 20:28|| Front Page Top

#4 If that's what you want to believe, lotp.

Posted by Halliburton, North Atlantic Div. 2006-04-03 21:01|| 2006-04-03 21:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Shhhhh ..... didn't you get the memo on the project code name?

Sheesh.

Posted by lotp 2006-04-03 21:10|| 2006-04-03 21:10|| Front Page Top

#6 Who bought the New Orleans wet-bus on E-bay? Ray may soon want it BACK!

Posted by Besoeker 2006-04-03 21:46|| 2006-04-03 21:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Operation Kraken is currently underway.

Fortunately, most of even our own operatives believe this op is designed to generate massive waves at surface level in oceanic bodies.

Little do they know that our bioengineers have been closely monitoring events in other areas of the world and have been preparing for our aquatic servants.

Reports of the Cthulhu-cult "god" Dagon and mysterious "Deep Ones" attacking and destroying our North Sea oceanic platforms is pure myth. Our platforms that have been lost have been lost to natural phenomena and, although multiple personnel have been reported missing from other platfoms, we are confident that these disappearances are due to the strange weather and other environmental phenomena and not some mythical "god-like" entity.

Operation Kraken is to proceed according to plan. Operations Dragon, Gorgon, and Gryphon are on schedule.

Operation Tsunmi remains on hold until blame can be placed properly on HAARP or another DARPA project.

Operations It Came From Beneath The Sea and Twenty Million Miles To Earth are also on schedule despite the recent "odd" events surrounding the loss of our Mars probes and sub-oceanic exploration of the ruins discovered in the Marianis and Puerto Rico Trench areas.

Yours,
Dir, OMD

Posted by Halliburton Monster Division">Halliburton Monster Division 2006-04-03 21:52|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2006-04-03 21:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Science news this week - sunlight getting dimmer, sunlight reaching earth is less, Pacific Ocean gettin' more acidic, and the Artic, or Greenland, will be green and slushy within 50 years, plus PLANET X = X's still approaching. IOW, we're doomed, Doomed, DOOMED, D-O-O-M-E-D, DUUUUUMMMMMEEEDDD they tell ya'.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-04-03 22:51|| 2006-04-03 22:51|| Front Page Top

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