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2006-04-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

The sign of the cross and Orthodox prayer are capable of killing microbes

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-04-13 12:41|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I'm a Christian. Where do I send my money so that I can continue to assure my food is purified?

Posted by 2b 2006-04-13 12:58|| 2006-04-13 12:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Yeah, but are you the right kind of christian? Are you as holy as the orthodox, hummm?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-04-13 13:01|| 2006-04-13 13:01|| Front Page Top

#3 I don't know. It depends on where I have to send my money?

Posted by 2b 2006-04-13 13:05|| 2006-04-13 13:05|| Front Page Top

#4 Contact Alaska Paul, I'll give him my Iban and other bank details, he'll send it to you so you can wire me money, at your discretion. I'm very holy, despite my pron habit, my grand uncle was a priest, rest his soul. I'm sure I can bless your food or something, doesn't sound very hard.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-04-13 16:11|| 2006-04-13 16:11|| Front Page Top

#5 All that said, the annual blessing of the Easter feast in our homes was a meaningful event when I was a kid. And the incense left a lovely light smell afterwards.

Posted by Orthodox by birth 2006-04-13 16:19|| 2006-04-13 16:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Ok 5089. But I'm hungry now. So kill the microbes for me now and I promise I'll put the check in today's mail.

Posted by 2b 2006-04-13 17:20|| 2006-04-13 17:20|| Front Page Top

#7 try the holy microwave

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-04-13 17:30|| 2006-04-13 17:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Take, stick this in the holy microwave, and eat.

Hmmm, maybe I'll just give thanks and have some loaves of bread and fish. Would anyone else like some? I'm sure there's enough to go around.

Posted by 2b 2006-04-13 17:44|| 2006-04-13 17:44|| Front Page Top

#9 lol - any wine?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-04-13 18:07|| 2006-04-13 18:07|| Front Page Top

#10 oh yeah, It's on "tap". Woohoo! Time for a rantapalooza!!

Posted by 2b 2006-04-13 20:46|| 2006-04-13 20:46|| Front Page Top

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