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2006-05-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

World's First Auto Wudu' Machine to Go on Sale

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Posted by tipper 2006-05-21 02:10|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The "juju machine" would be just as accurate a name.

"For example, it has been authentically reported that one's sins are forgiven when the drops of water drip from the organs of the person performing ablution.

What the heck???? Please tell me I didn't read that.

I wish this guy success in seperating these suckers from their wealth.

Posted by SPoD 2006-05-21 03:55|| http://sockpuppetofdoom.blogspot.com/]">[http://sockpuppetofdoom.blogspot.com/] 2006-05-21 03:55|| Front Page Top

#2 There is a really funny movie that starts with some guy who is going get rich inventing a people wash - like a car wash. Can't remember what it was. Just remember it was funny.

Posted by 2b 2006-05-21 04:39|| 2006-05-21 04:39|| Front Page Top

#3 "The Islamic Council of Australia has issued a fatwa approving the new machine," he said

What's their cut? I wonder if this is going to be a scam as profitable for the muslim brass as the hallal meat approval stamping.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-05-21 05:43|| 2006-05-21 05:43|| Front Page Top

#4 I don't won't to sound over-wrought, but this could be way bigger than the automatic prayer counter.

Posted by 6 2006-05-21 05:50|| 2006-05-21 05:50|| Front Page Top

#5 "...imagine up to two million people doing the wudu'..."

The mind boggles at the thought.

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2006-05-21 08:23|| 2006-05-21 08:23|| Front Page Top

#6 Now go do that wudu that you do so well.

Posted by Mike 2006-05-21 08:31|| 2006-05-21 08:31|| Front Page Top

#7 Exclusive pics of Auto Wudu in beta tests.

Posted by ed 2006-05-21 08:44|| 2006-05-21 08:44|| Front Page Top

#8 The domestic model the size of a refigerator? Sounds frightening. wouldn't a shower do?

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-05-21 11:26|| 2006-05-21 11:26|| Front Page Top

#9 There once was a man from Racine
Who invented the Ablution Machine
Concave or Convex, it would work either sex
Dah dah dah
Dah dee dee
Dah dee

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-05-21 12:23|| 2006-05-21 12:23|| Front Page Top

#10 Does it have a self cleaning feature where the doors lock and within 2 hours anything left in there turns to CO2 ?

Posted by wxjames 2006-05-21 12:27|| 2006-05-21 12:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Ask the Nazis, I think they had prototypes along those line.

Posted by lotp 2006-05-21 12:28|| 2006-05-21 12:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Alaska Paul: (my fav limerick)

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-05-21 14:15|| 2006-05-21 14:15|| Front Page Top

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