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2006-07-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Anginens Threreng8133 2006-07-11 15:08|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 These twits are just as bad as the morons that see the Virgin Mary in their toast...

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-07-11 16:02|| 2006-07-11 16:02|| Front Page Top

#2 My kids had an Oscar Islamic Miracle Fish when they were young. The fish tore up everything in the tank, destroying it's home. Then it tore up every other living thing in the tank, killing it's own kind.

I just had to flush it.

Posted by usmc6743 2006-07-11 16:28|| 2006-07-11 16:28|| Front Page Top

#3 I thought they were grass carp, but I believe I may have seen a few Allah fish swimming in the lagoon next to the Perfume Palace just yesterday. I've been feeding them breakfast cerial from the DFAC each morning (securing my basic load of eternal virgins). Never too late to suck up to an Allah fish.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-07-11 20:46|| 2006-07-11 20:46|| Front Page Top

#4 I still think the ~~turd~~ chocolate swirl looked more like Allan than this fish's marking.

Posted by xbalanke 2006-07-11 21:00|| 2006-07-11 21:00|| Front Page Top

#5 If it smells like an Allah fish.... don't eat it!

Posted by Besoeker 2006-07-11 21:03|| 2006-07-11 21:03|| Front Page Top

#6 I like my allah fish Kosher style, with a little lemon.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-07-11 22:03|| 2006-07-11 22:03|| Front Page Top

#7 A saw a few Allan fish in the tidepool on the 4th of July. Along with the marooned Dungeness crab, the black bears ate the lot. Insh'Allan.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-07-11 22:12|| 2006-07-11 22:12|| Front Page Top

#8 we had a sewerline break, and quite a few of those "Allahfish" floated downstream to the ocean...

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-07-11 22:29|| 2006-07-11 22:29|| Front Page Top

#9 I'd like to know what the Allan-Fish website sez in Arabic.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-07-11 23:37|| 2006-07-11 23:37|| Front Page Top

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