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2006-08-31 Europe

Pinocchio, Aramis, Tom Sawyer, Heidi converted to Islam

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-31 14:42|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Tom Sawyer may always have shirked his homework, but he is more conscientious in learning his Islamic prayers. He is given a "special treat" for learning the Arabic words.

Yes. It's in the "holy man's" pants...

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-31 14:49|| 2006-08-31 14:49|| Front Page Top

#2 That does it! I'm callin' "story war" riots. Muzzies can riot over cartoons - we can riot over forced conversion of literary characters.

Twain must be spinning.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-08-31 14:56|| 2006-08-31 14:56|| Front Page Top

#3 Meanwhile, citizens and officials in Elmira NY reported that Samuel Clemens dug his way out of his grave, stood up, hollered "Bullshit!", then promptly re-buried himself.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-31 14:58|| 2006-08-31 14:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Islamic Tom Sawyer? I can see it now. Tom gets the kafir kids to paint the fence, the scary moment in the cave with jOOOO Joe, then Becky getting honor killed for going with Tom into the cave.

Posted by Thoth 2006-08-31 15:05|| 2006-08-31 15:05|| Front Page Top

#5 In the Jewish version of Tom Sawyer, after the fence painting, Tom goes into the construction business.

Posted by Penguin 2006-08-31 15:37|| 2006-08-31 15:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Twain must be spinning.

Nah. He's screaming about "baksheesh".

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2006-08-31 15:38|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-08-31 15:38|| Front Page Top

#7 I especially liked the part where Huck beheads Jim after Aunt Polly issues a fatwa against him.

Posted by Dreadnought 2006-08-31 15:53|| 2006-08-31 15:53|| Front Page Top

#8 So, it ain't just airplanes that get hi-jacked by the muzzies. Boy, won't these ~~indoctrinators~~ educators be shocked to learn that Ali Baba and Alladin were both Christians.

Posted by GK 2006-08-31 16:45|| 2006-08-31 16:45|| Front Page Top

#9 Hey! What about me Boss? Does I get a happy ending?

Posted by Jim 2006-08-31 17:47|| 2006-08-31 17:47|| Front Page Top

#10 Sorta Jim. Your genitals get cut off, but you get to work in a harem.

Posted by ed 2006-08-31 18:03|| 2006-08-31 18:03|| Front Page Top

#11 Imagine how much fun it would be if an anonymous someone wrote an additional "lost" chapter of the Koran, in which Mohammed is baptized, after learning that only Jesus can save him from going to Hell for his violent and perverted acts.

It ends with a prediction that Mohammed's teachings will be corrupted by countless worshippers of Satan, all claiming to be Moslem holy men. But they can be recognized because they are afraid to gaze on the face or body of women, and they always seek after jihad, and hate peace.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-08-31 18:43|| 2006-08-31 18:43|| Front Page Top

#12 nice Moose :-)

Protocols of the Elders of Islam

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-31 19:49|| 2006-08-31 19:49|| Front Page Top

#13 Wow, actually I think this could be rather fun. Re-writing stories with an Islamic twist to them...

Lemme see...Pinnochio...yes, he finds an Island of j00000 boys playing cards and drinking...only, they don't turn into donkeys...No! They turn into pigs and apes. And then theres his two friends, one is blind....one is lame...

Yeah! I think this could be lots of fun. :)

Posted by Thoth 2006-08-31 22:13|| 2006-08-31 22:13|| Front Page Top

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