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2006-09-11 Science & Technology
Russian Scientists Forecast Global Cooling in 6-9 Years
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-11 10:45|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Glad I didn't garage sale those glacier glasses and ice axe. We'll save a bundle on pine straw and air conditioning. Now where did I put those mukluks.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-09-11 10:55||   2006-09-11 10:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Shit
Posted by Al Gore 2006-09-11 10:56|| lockBox@myHouse.com]">[lockBox@myHouse.com]  2006-09-11 10:56|| Front Page Top

#3 Lessee, We're gonna have global warming cooling brought on by the global cooling warming before we have warming cooling - - - OH! I'm so confused!
Posted by Almost Anonymous5839">Almost Anonymous5839  2006-09-11 10:59||   2006-09-11 10:59|| Front Page Top

#4 EVERYONE PANIC!!!!!
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2006-09-11 11:11||   2006-09-11 11:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Don't worry, as soon as AlGore hears about this, he'll fly his plane (Destroying valuable Ozone and using pesky oil) and pay the scientists a visit. Then upon his return (burning more fuel and destroying more ozone) he'll announce that the earth will melt if Global Warming is not stopped.

The scientists will never bee seen again...
Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick  2006-09-11 11:28||   2006-09-11 11:28|| Front Page Top

#6 Morons. You're all morons. Global cooling is EVIDENCE of global warming.
Posted by Perfesser 2006-09-11 12:01||   2006-09-11 12:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Ice Age Looms. Global Disaster Imminent. Bush Implicated.
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-11 12:10||   2006-09-11 12:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Wymyns and Chilluns Hardest Hit.
Posted by .com 2006-09-11 12:14||   2006-09-11 12:14|| Front Page Top

#9 I resolve to get a Hummer and make frequent short trips by myself to help combat this man-made catastrophe!
Posted by Dar">Dar  2006-09-11 13:03||   2006-09-11 13:03|| Front Page Top

#10  Global Cooling!!!!

We're gonna die!!!!
Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-09-11 13:03||   2006-09-11 13:03|| Front Page Top

#11 That's too bad. Global warming would be great for Russia and Canada. On the other hand, global warming would be bad for world peace - countries might start clashing over the Artic and the Antartic.
Posted by Zhang Fei 2006-09-11 13:07|| http://timurileng.blogspot.com]">[http://timurileng.blogspot.com]  2006-09-11 13:07|| Front Page Top

#12 Get ready to rumble!
Posted by Gloating Glaciers Everywhere 2006-09-11 13:08||   2006-09-11 13:08|| Front Page Top

#13 Bring it on ice fool!
Posted by Hans Brinker 2006-09-11 13:09||   2006-09-11 13:09|| Front Page Top

#14 Aw, crap! And my inlaws were SO looking forward to ditching the heavy winter wear for shorts and tank tops....
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-09-11 13:23|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]  2006-09-11 13:23|| Front Page Top

#15 I don't care, I'm so fat I'm as insulated as a seal or something. Cold means nothing to me, better, it tightens my tissues, making me look like I've got actual muscle. So, I'm all for global cooling, if it helps me with the chicks.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-11 13:27||   2006-09-11 13:27|| Front Page Top

#16 So, I'm all for global cooling, if it helps me with the chicks.

But it makes your manhood shrink like a frightened turtle!
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2006-09-11 13:50||   2006-09-11 13:50|| Front Page Top

#17 Like, that would make a real difference for me?
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-11 14:51||   2006-09-11 14:51|| Front Page Top

#18 #16 So, I'm all for global cooling, if it helps me with the chicks.
But it makes your manhood shrink like a frightened turtle!
Posted by DarthVader 2006-09-11 13:50|| Front Page|| ||Comments Top

I've found it helps if one stands a bit closer to the porcelain.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-09-11 14:57||   2006-09-11 14:57|| Front Page Top

#19 OR

Global warming is EVIDENCE of global cooling....

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How timely, was at a fundraiser yesterday making small talk w/spouse's hygenist, who we knew, etc., I mentioned we all like old movies, have movie night and she brought up ....

An Inconvenient Truth - couldn't remember Bore, but was too late to see it, I said there are Russians scientists who believe we're in global cooling, Mars and Pluto are warming,...

But she replied, how's that going to help the polar bears?

Spouse said I was too obscure.....

Oh, well, will try better next time.
Posted by anonymous2u 2006-09-11 15:07||   2006-09-11 15:07|| Front Page Top

#20 I resolve to get a Hummer and make frequent short trips by myself to help combat this man-made catastrophe!

I thought Clinton already tried that while he was in office.
Posted by xbalanke 2006-09-11 15:47||   2006-09-11 15:47|| Front Page Top

#21 ROTFLMAO, Xbalanke!
Posted by mac 2006-09-11 17:53||   2006-09-11 17:53|| Front Page Top

#22 at least ManBearPig will be comfortable
Posted by Frank G 2006-09-11 18:53||   2006-09-11 18:53|| Front Page Top

#23 If only they could reliably forecast whether or not it's going to rain next weekend...
Posted by Darrell 2006-09-11 20:06||   2006-09-11 20:06|| Front Page Top

#24 Send in the Motherly Commie Airborne - the Sun and Ice Caps refuse to obey the Enviros and Lefties, ergo the Sun + Ice are obvious traitors to the Motherland, Socialism, Global Workers-Proletariat and the glorious, permanently poor and starving but optimistic, People's OWG.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-09-11 23:08||   2006-09-11 23:08|| Front Page Top

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