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2006-09-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Charges dropped in O'Hare penis pump scare

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-14 14:27|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I'll bet the staff reporter was doubled over when he was writing "...O'Hare penis pump scare." One of the rewards of the job, I guess.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-09-14 15:02|| 2006-09-14 15:02|| Front Page Top

#2 TSA didn't bring charges because everybody would be laughing so hard that no trial could get done. :)

Posted by djohn66 2006-09-14 16:19|| 2006-09-14 16:19|| Front Page Top

#3 I'll bet that while his mother may not know exactly what her son intended to do with that thing (and don't be so sure about her ignorance -- Iraq never had a Victorian age, and the whole of Muslim society has a clear understanding that men have certain needs), she's very clear that he was stupid enough to ruin the family vacation.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-09-14 17:08|| 2006-09-14 17:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Idiots. Victims of a "false cognate." Know the Spanish word for pump? "BOMBA" How often do you think that gets the customs guys excited?

Posted by Fodamage 2006-09-14 18:11|| http://www.foreignobjectdamage.blogspot.com]">[http://www.foreignobjectdamage.blogspot.com] 2006-09-14 18:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Know the Spanish word for pump? "BOMBA"

With apologies to Richie Valens

Sung to the tune of : La Bamba

LA BOMBA

I financed a Bomba
I pranced with my Bomba
You need a little grease, a little bit of grease for your little thing
and up and up and up and up and up it will go
Im not into the sheep
Im not into the sheep
Though they say I will be
Though they say I will be

Bah Bah Bomba, Bah Bah Bomba
Prance with the Bomba
Bah Bah Bomba, Bah Bah Bomba
Prance with the Bomba

My fling with the Bomba
My fling with the Bomba, it is my intention
Because I put it on in front, Because I put it on in front, Because I put it on in front of the mirror

The Bomba is useful
The Bomba is useful at the Ranchera
Got caught with my goat and no pants
Im going straight to hell

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-14 23:18|| 2006-09-14 23:18|| Front Page Top

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