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2006-09-16 Europe

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Posted by Grunter 2006-09-16 00:48|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I think Poe did this one before...

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-09-16 02:00|| 2006-09-16 02:00|| Front Page Top

#2 "Apology is not enough! We demand Action!"
-- Cornelius / Dr Zaius

Posted by flyover 2006-09-16 02:27|| 2006-09-16 02:27|| Front Page Top

#3 France fears everything. Let's hope their not muslim apes.

Posted by gorb 2006-09-16 05:30|| 2006-09-16 05:30|| Front Page Top

#4 LOL Flyover.

Posted by 6 2006-09-16 07:50|| 2006-09-16 07:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Does cheese-eating cause rabies?

Posted by Flea 2006-09-16 08:07|| 2006-09-16 08:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Paris Fears Rabid Apes

?? pongodistophobia ??

My Greek neologia is not as good as it used to be!

Posted by Almost Anonymous5839 2006-09-16 09:25|| 2006-09-16 09:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Romanowskiphobia

Posted by Frank G 2006-09-16 09:30|| 2006-09-16 09:30|| Front Page Top

/sorry

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-09-16 09:49|| 2006-09-16 09:49|| Front Page Top

#9 Let's hope their not muslim apes.

Well, they are.

They're north african baboon-like wild monkeys, brought from the old country by Youths, to be used as some kind of trendy pit-bulls. Problem is, they can't be tamed, so they often end up released into the wild (hint : France is not exactly Brazil or central Africa, it is densely populated).
Same thing for rabid dogs, there was an another rabid dog scare a couple of years ago, with dozen of dogs forcibly euthanazied, much to the chagrin of their legitimate owners, because a rabid dog had been brought back from morocco or algeria by a Youth.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-16 11:12|| 2006-09-16 11:12|| Front Page Top

#10 'moose, you'd BETTER be sorry for that travesty.

Ugh.

Posted by lotp 2006-09-16 11:30|| 2006-09-16 11:30|| Front Page Top

#11 Is it Car-B-Que season yet?

Posted by imam oron 2006-09-16 14:22|| 2006-09-16 14:22|| Front Page Top

#12 don't you hate it when they don't trim up down there?

Posted by Frank G 2006-09-16 14:47|| 2006-09-16 14:47|| Front Page Top

#13 Is it Car-B-Que season yet?

Isn't it always?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-16 14:51|| 2006-09-16 14:51|| Front Page Top

#14 Was anyone else reminded of this?

Left Bank Serenade

A. J. and entourage start into Parisian night club. A. J. is leading a purple-assed baboon on a gold chain. A. J. is dressed in checked linen plus fours with a cashmere jacket.

MANAGER: "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's that?'

A. J.: "It's an Illyrian poodle. Choicest beast a man can latch onto. It'll raise the tone of your trap."

MANAGER: "I suspect it to be a purple-assed baboon and it stands outside."

A. J. and entourage start into another Parisian night club.

A.J.: Hot damn, boys! Elegant fags and old c*nts. Avanti ragazzi!

A.J. pickets the baboon with a golden spike driven into the floor. A.J. lights a cigarette, his cigarette holder sways to and fro as if endowed with some sort of loathsome reptilian life.

A.J: So there I was, flat on my stomach at 40,000 feet when ...

Suddenly A.J. leaps to his feet with an inarticulate snarl on his lips.

A.J.: You purple-assed c*cksucker, I'll teach you to sh*t on the floor!

A.J. pulls a riding crop from his umbrella and cuts the baboon across the ass. The baboon, snarling, sh*tting and pissing in terror tears loose from the spike and crawls up a lady at the next table who promptly dies of heart failure on the spot.

In a frenzy, A.J. whips the baboon from one end of the bar to the other ...

Didn't think so.

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-16 20:11|| 2006-09-16 20:11|| Front Page Top

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