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2006-09-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-29 14:26|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 HAMSTERS ON A PLANE! You thought snakes were bad? Just imagine some fuzzy critter running down the aisle! The climax comes when a passengers frees her kitty from the cargo hold and it saves the day (and has lunch).

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-09-29 14:42|| 2006-09-29 14:42|| Front Page Top

#2 It said the flight was diverted after a passenger notified the crew that he had brought a hamster aboard and had lost track of the animal.

No, it wasn't me! I'm really getting sick of that shit...

Posted by Richard Gere 2006-09-29 15:00|| 2006-09-29 15:00|| Front Page Top

#3 "MMMmmm, I love the red ones best, but the blue ones are preeetty taystee!"

Posted by Perfesser 2006-09-29 15:10|| 2006-09-29 15:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Only a plane load of EUnicks could be forced from the sky by a solitary hamster. Are europeans afraid of everything, or what?

Posted by Clereque Ebberemp1305 2006-09-29 15:32|| 2006-09-29 15:32|| Front Page Top

#5 rodent = big teeth + desire to gnaw

rodent + airplane wiring = possible falling-out-of-sky event

Posted by lotp 2006-09-29 15:39|| 2006-09-29 15:39|| Front Page Top

#6 rodent + galley + Glenlivets = drunken abusive rage?

Posted by Besoeker 2006-09-29 15:53|| 2006-09-29 15:53|| Front Page Top

#7 Are they now going to have to employ "Sky Kittys" to protect against rodents?

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-09-29 16:04|| 2006-09-29 16:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Is that the real problem with the A380 wiring?

Posted by DoDo 2006-09-29 16:56|| 2006-09-29 16:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Where was Samuel L. Jackson?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-29 17:01|| 2006-09-29 17:01|| Front Page Top

#10 3 gets you 17 it's pregnant.

Posted by 6 2006-09-29 17:52|| 2006-09-29 17:52|| Front Page Top

#11 Maybe they NEED some snakes on a plane. A nice hungry gopher or rat snake should do just fine.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2006-09-29 18:13|| 2006-09-29 18:13|| Front Page Top

#12 I saw this on Star Trek once. One pregnant tribble, and the next thing you know..

Posted by Scotty 2006-09-29 19:29|| 2006-09-29 19:29|| Front Page Top

#13 Actually, once the hamster escaped from its wheel, half the plane's avonics powered down and the pilots were forced to land.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-09-29 21:43|| 2006-09-29 21:43|| Front Page Top

#14 So lotp, are you insinuating Airbus is made from cheese?

Posted by ed 2006-09-29 21:46|| 2006-09-29 21:46|| Front Page Top

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