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2006-10-03 Iraq
Tater Rants: US invaded Iraq to prevent return of 12th imam
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Posted by Captain America 2006-10-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Where da hell is the Mahdi? Oh, I answered my own question
Posted by Captain America 2006-10-03 00:39||   2006-10-03 00:39|| Front Page Top

#2 Damn straight!
Posted by 13th Imam 2006-10-03 00:52||   2006-10-03 00:52|| Front Page Top

#3 The followers of Moqtada al-Sadr believe that the US invaded Iraq to prevent the return to Earth of their sect’s messiah-like figure, the Mahdi, or 12th imam.

So, in other words, Ahmadinejad's lust for a global conflict that will invoke this 12th maggot is all wrong?

Fuck all, I love the overarching coherence of these fuckwits' vision.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-10-03 01:52||   2006-10-03 01:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Tater: if the "12th Iman" is from allan. And allan is *od. Don't you think allan could do something about the US inavsion??

Rational conlcusion: allan is not *od. allan is a demon from deepest pit of Hell.
Posted by anymouse">anymouse  2006-10-03 01:55||   2006-10-03 01:55|| Front Page Top

#5 
At a prayer service in the central Iraqi city of Kufa on September 15, the cleric told a crowd of thousands that the Americans were collecting a dossier on the Mahdi to prevent his return. “Did you ever ask yourself about why all of this, the bloodshed and the prisons? Why are the brothers fighting each other for a political game planned by the Americans? This all happened because they (the Americans) are waiting for the Mahdi. This planning started ten years ago. They have a big file for Imam Mahdi and they just need his picture to complete it.”


Eureka!

give me the credit RBers. I ferreted/winkled/sifted/uncovered the SECRETE!

Just like Kryptonite is to Superman and Zionist Pixie-Dust is to Paleostians, Dossiers are the 12 Imami's Achilles Heel. huh?

Posted by RD 2006-10-03 01:56||   2006-10-03 01:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Dossiers of Doom™, RD? :-)
Posted by .com 2006-10-03 03:01||   2006-10-03 03:01|| Front Page Top

#7 >:-)
Posted by RD 2006-10-03 03:51||   2006-10-03 03:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Well we have to try to stop the "hidden" one from establishing Islamic "justice." Westerners get squeemish when we hear of beheadings, stoning, hand lopping and boom-crane lynchings.

http://www.amnesty.no/web.nsf/files/steining_iran_web.jpg/$File/steining_iran_web.jpg

http://www.amnesty.org/images/ap_graphics_bank/ap_iran_hanging.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40931000/jpg/_40931283_flog203.jpg
Posted by Snease Shaiting3550 2006-10-03 05:07||   2006-10-03 05:07|| Front Page Top

#9 Sheesh.
Posted by .com 2006-10-03 05:26||   2006-10-03 05:26|| Front Page Top

#10 They have a big file for Imam Mahdi and they just need his picture to complete it.”

How little does this bad-teethed runt know!!!

The US Hegemon has PLENTY of pics of the 12th Imam(Tm), he's been under surveillance since the mid-60's, right after his involvement in the JFK killing was discovered.
see this :
A still from an UAV video feed, showing the 12th Imam(Tm) peeking out of his well to see what's going on.

The 12th Imam en majesté

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-03 05:29||   2006-10-03 05:29|| Front Page Top

#11 Oh God, it's spreading! Quick, nuke all the wells in Iran to make sure you get the bugger before he pops out!
Posted by gorb 2006-10-03 06:40||   2006-10-03 06:40|| Front Page Top

#12 I thought chaos would hasten the Mahdi's return? These mooks need to get their story straight.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-10-03 06:50||   2006-10-03 06:50|| Front Page Top

#13 Tater Rants: US invaded Iraq to prevent return of 12th imam

.....and the plan is working!
Posted by Besoeker 2006-10-03 07:00||   2006-10-03 07:00|| Front Page Top

#14 That sumbitch manages to crawl outta that well, I can guaran-damn-tee you this: he better not try commenting on Rantburg, 'cause I'll troll-whack his soggy skanky little bitch ass.
Posted by al-Modi the 12th Mod">al-Modi the 12th Mod  2006-10-03 07:12||   2006-10-03 07:12|| Front Page Top

#15 Ozzy Osbourne is looking better than he has in ages.
Posted by ed 2006-10-03 07:44||   2006-10-03 07:44|| Front Page Top

#16 Everyone should be ashamed of themselves! Don't you know that the government is profiling 12th Imams now. Where is Danny Glover and Jesse when you need them. Shame!
Posted by DESNC 2006-10-03 07:59||   2006-10-03 07:59|| Front Page Top

#17 Actually, he's hiding in a friend's house in Hollywood. Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon and Babs are keeping it hush hush since the last failed US government assassination attempt. Those Imams are a bitch to kill.
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-10-03 08:15||   2006-10-03 08:15|| Front Page Top

#18 Anymouse is right. Tater's basically saying the Americans are more powerful than God. Not true, but he is paying us a backhanded compliment. Still, we should have killed him in April '04.
Posted by JAB 2006-10-03 09:02||   2006-10-03 09:02|| Front Page Top

#19 He is right. We have to have a staging area to invade Iran next.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2006-10-03 09:32||   2006-10-03 09:32|| Front Page Top

#20 that's what was in Arafish's dreaded red notebook: The Mahdi Files™
Posted by Frank G 2006-10-03 09:45||   2006-10-03 09:45|| Front Page Top

#21 "Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

Tater's going for the record here...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-10-03 10:08||   2006-10-03 10:08|| Front Page Top

#22 Pic caption:
"Bullet. Here. Now."
Posted by mojo">mojo  2006-10-03 10:17||   2006-10-03 10:17|| Front Page Top

#23 I voted to prevent the Mahdi before I voted to encourage him. I was in Vietnam, you know.
Posted by J Kerry 2006-10-03 10:20||   2006-10-03 10:20|| Front Page Top

#24 Could it be that there is no "Mahdi"?
Thats what I say.
Posted by newc">newc  2006-10-03 10:43||   2006-10-03 10:43|| Front Page Top

#25 Pfft. The Mahdi who can be prevented or deterred is not the true Mahdi. Where did Moqtada get his religious training, a box of Cracker Jacks? Hell, I know that, and I'm a dirty kufr.
Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H.  2006-10-03 13:17|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]  2006-10-03 13:17|| Front Page Top

#26 I thought Ahmedinejadnutcase thought this dude was in a well in IRAN. And now tater sez he is in a well in IRAQ? Or does he?
Posted by Brett 2006-10-03 15:06||   2006-10-03 15:06|| Front Page Top

#27 no, Lassie says Timmy's in the well...
Posted by Frank G 2006-10-03 15:16||   2006-10-03 15:16|| Front Page Top

#28 Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

The 12th Imam. Add your own caption.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-10-03 18:12||   2006-10-03 18:12|| Front Page Top

#29 The 12th kumquat
Posted by Captain America 2006-10-03 19:37||   2006-10-03 19:37|| Front Page Top

#30 America: Powerful enough to prevent the Return of the 12th Imam.
Don't say much for your horseshit god. Remember that, Mr. Tooth Decay...
Posted by tu3031 2006-10-03 21:59||   2006-10-03 21:59|| Front Page Top

#31 Still, we should have killed him in April '04.

Word, JAB. End of story.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-10-03 22:23||   2006-10-03 22:23|| Front Page Top

#32 Nice Hitler moustache on Gollum there, 'moose.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-10-03 22:24||   2006-10-03 22:24|| Front Page Top

#33 The 12th Imam. Add your own caption.

"Twelve hundred years in some godforsaken well and you'd have to take a shit too!"


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