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2006-10-05 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2006-10-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 mmmmm Shanna Moakler

Posted by Speart Flerong2904 2006-10-05 00:22|| 2006-10-05 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Yep, no contest, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-10-05 00:51|| 2006-10-05 00:51|| Front Page Top

#3 She somehow becomes less attractive posed next to Travis Barker. pics

Posted by Bobby 2006-10-05 05:56|| 2006-10-05 05:56|| Front Page Top

#4 In September, Barker was apparently videotaped kissing Hilton

You know that old Rantburgism "Then his lips fell off"?

I think kissing P Hilton could actually cause this to happen.

Posted by charger 2006-10-05 11:32|| 2006-10-05 11:32|| Front Page Top

#5 She somehow becomes less attractive posed next to Travis Barker.

She's a dimwitted round-heeled skank, with more looks than brains. After you got past a few romps in the hay, you wouldn't be able to put up with her crap. And believe me, women that look like that come with a load of crap.

Posted by NoBeards 2006-10-05 12:06|| 2006-10-05 12:06|| Front Page Top

#6 Paris Hilton looks like what would happen when the space aliens messed up their plastic surgery. There is just something *wrong* about her.
They Live!

Posted by Chinter Flarong 2006-10-05 12:49|| 2006-10-05 12:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Paris Hilton is yummy. Even though she defends her "honour" almost as well as her city namesake.

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2006-10-05 15:24|| 2006-10-05 15:24|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm supposed to know who Shanna Moakler, right?
Sorry...

Posted by tu3031 2006-10-05 15:26|| 2006-10-05 15:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Who? and Who?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-10-05 15:38|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-10-05 15:38|| Front Page Top

#10 Miss USA 1995 (succumbed to Playboy 6 years later, not sayin' that's bad or anything)

Posted by Speart Flerong2904 2006-10-05 17:31|| 2006-10-05 17:31|| Front Page Top

#11 Shanna, that is.

Posted by Speart Flerong2904 2006-10-05 17:32|| 2006-10-05 17:32|| Front Page Top

#12 Two non-talented half-wits. One getting by on looks the other on grand-daddy's name and jingle. They need to take it to the octagon in a no-holds barred fight to the death. I'd pay a dollar to see that.

BTW - what nobeards says is spot on. I saw this sign in a bar once, it said: "she's beautiful alright, and you probably want to buy her drink, but somebody somewhere is fed up with her shit."

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-10-05 19:43|| 2006-10-05 19:43|| Front Page Top

#13 Paris - all the posing grace and skill of a badly articulated Barbie doll; and 1/4 of the brains. Same dialogue as talking Barbie.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-10-05 19:51|| 2006-10-05 19:51|| Front Page Top

#14 she's like Kansas. Flat, white, easy to get into.

Posted by tu3031 2006-10-05 20:38|| 2006-10-05 20:38|| Front Page Top

#15 LOL! thx TU

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-10-05 21:49|| 2006-10-05 21:49|| Front Page Top

#16 Snark of the Day, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-10-05 21:50|| 2006-10-05 21:50|| Front Page Top

#17 I stole that one.

Posted by tu3031 2006-10-05 22:22|| 2006-10-05 22:22|| Front Page Top

#18 Shhhh! I've already started engraving your name on the plaque Fred keeps in the office...

Posted by .com 2006-10-05 22:24|| 2006-10-05 22:24|| Front Page Top

#19 Oh...ummmmmmmmmmm, nevermind.

Posted by tu3031 2006-10-05 22:29|| 2006-10-05 22:29|| Front Page Top

#20 Jesus, broads fight over this Travis Barker person? He looks like some junkie bike messenger.

Posted by tu3031 2006-10-05 22:43|| 2006-10-05 22:43|| Front Page Top

#21 He's a junkie bike messenger with a famous band, that's why.

Posted by Ernest Brown">Ernest Brown 2006-10-05 23:00|| saturninretrograde.blogspot.com]">[saturninretrograde.blogspot.com] 2006-10-05 23:00|| Front Page Top

#22 Blink-182: Poway High School, San Diego County. HOT-Chicks-a-plenty since they first recorded. No justice in this world....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-10-05 23:07|| 2006-10-05 23:07|| Front Page Top

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