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2006-10-07 China-Japan-Koreas

North Korea's Kim rallies hundreds of top brass as UN prepares censure

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Posted by Fred 2006-10-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "I have gathered all of you here today to tell you about my latest enlightened vision. We are going to do something so colossally stupid that half of our gloriously starving population will end up dying so that the other half will have barely enough food to survive ~~if the eat me~~."

Posted by gorb 2006-10-07 01:12|| 2006-10-07 01:12|| Front Page Top

#2 And then one of them said, "Let's make some money for Kim Il Sun. Off to the forest to collect the mushrooms."

And another added, "Then we can engage in an hour of self criticism."

Posted by Super Hose 2006-10-07 01:58|| 2006-10-07 01:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Kim Jon Il to his people:

Eat me.

Posted by anon 2006-10-07 02:15|| 2006-10-07 02:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Want to bet that not a single person in that picture up there has a loaded weapon on him? Kim specifically forbids live ammunition at any military exercise that he attends.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-10-07 03:19|| 2006-10-07 03:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Officers greeted him with rousing cheers of 'Fight at the cost of our lives!'

Translation, "Cheer or Die"

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-10-07 08:55|| 2006-10-07 08:55|| Front Page Top

#6 "I didn't get a "Harumph" out of that guy"

"I'm watching you"
Gov LePetomane

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-10-07 08:58|| 2006-10-07 08:58|| Front Page Top

#7 love those little jumpsuits he wears. You just know he sleeps in jammies with the foots on em.

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-10-07 09:35|| 2006-10-07 09:35|| Front Page Top

#8 And the trap door on the aft, Frank, LOL!

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-10-07 12:42|| 2006-10-07 12:42|| Front Page Top

#9 He must get those suits off Ebay, I bet there hasn't been one made new in 20 years.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-10-07 14:59|| 2006-10-07 14:59|| Front Page Top

#10 Men, men, men, men
men, men, men, men.

Posted by Shipman 2006-10-07 17:31|| 2006-10-07 17:31|| Front Page Top

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