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2006-11-19 Down Under
Man arrested w $100k cash in suitcase and mobile phone in his rectum
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Posted by mhw 2006-11-19 00:13|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 At least he had the decency to "hold" all calls.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-11-19 00:24||   2006-11-19 00:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Allan sent him to round up virgins at Surfers Paradise. The smell-a-phone was his idea.
Posted by wxjames 2006-11-19 00:33||   2006-11-19 00:33|| Front Page Top

#3 PHONE in Male, GUN in Female > all I'm gonna say is "What the....???".
Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-11-19 00:49||   2006-11-19 00:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Did he have it set to ring or vibrate?
Posted by steven 2006-11-19 01:07||   2006-11-19 01:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Islam faced Southport Magistrate's Court yesterday charged with possessing tainted property but police prosecutor Sarah Fox said more serious charges could be laid.

Got that right.
Posted by KBK 2006-11-19 01:17||   2006-11-19 01:17|| Front Page Top

#6 :-> steve...
Posted by .com 2006-11-19 01:42||   2006-11-19 01:42|| Front Page Top

#7 Oh come now who hasn't traveled with 100k and a phone up your bum? Reminds me of a wild weekend in Vegas!
Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-11-19 01:48||   2006-11-19 01:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Re "terrorist connections": being a member of the Religion of Peace denotes that link.
Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-11-19 01:49||   2006-11-19 01:49|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh come now who hasn't traveled with 100k and a phone up your bum?

He did it backwards. Shoulda had the $100k up his bum and maybe he wouldn't have been caught.
Posted by gorb 2006-11-19 01:52||   2006-11-19 01:52|| Front Page Top

#10 "Ahmed! Phone call for you!"
"Who is it?"
"I don't know, some asshole..."

*rimshot*
I'm here all week, try the veal
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-11-19 02:22||   2006-11-19 02:22|| Front Page Top

#11 He was lucky it wasn't an IDF exploding phone.
Posted by MU 2006-11-19 03:02||   2006-11-19 03:02|| Front Page Top

#12 Or was it the Mossad? One of the two.
Posted by MU 2006-11-19 03:03||   2006-11-19 03:03|| Front Page Top

#13 Islam [strange name wonder what religion he has] allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station.

DIY colonoscopy with the built-in camera.
Posted by Whiskettes4Hilali 2006-11-19 05:12||   2006-11-19 05:12|| Front Page Top

#14 It seems that this guy is a true representation of islamofascism :
named after the prophet (Profit ??)
toting a suitcase full of Dollars
having something up his ass.


Posted by Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 06:45||   2006-11-19 06:45|| Front Page Top

#15 Is this the guy who went to the phone rental booth and asked for the largest available sized mobile phone with a spare battery and a large can of Vaseline :)
Posted by Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 06:49||   2006-11-19 06:49|| Front Page Top

#16 So, this is what you tech-savvy guys call "hand free set"?
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-19 06:58||   2006-11-19 06:58|| Front Page Top

#17 Second stupid Hadji in a week. Something is up and usually with Moslems, it involves massed death and destruction. A part of the Qu'ran where you get a tingily feeling in your ass before a boomer goes off.
Posted by closedanger@hotmail.com">closedanger@hotmail.com  2006-11-19 07:21||   2006-11-19 07:21|| Front Page Top

#18 Paging Mohammed Islam..

Paging Mohammed Islam..

Please Extract the Brown Rectum Phone!
Posted by Queensland police">Queensland police  2006-11-19 07:48||   2006-11-19 07:48|| Front Page Top

#19 I think you guys are being paranoid; obviously, this was just a Pious Moderate Muslim wishing to muffle the ringtones of his cellphone.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-19 08:01||   2006-11-19 08:01|| Front Page Top

#20 "Can you hear me now?"
Posted by Raj 2006-11-19 08:39||   2006-11-19 08:39|| Front Page Top

#21 Reach out and touch something.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-11-19 08:54||   2006-11-19 08:54|| Front Page Top

#22 ...charged with possessing tainted property but police prosecutor Sarah Fox said more serious charges could be laid. More serious?
Like obstruction?
Posted by GK 2006-11-19 09:43||   2006-11-19 09:43|| Front Page Top

#23 nothing wrong with his name, you gotta imagine the conversation the desk sargent would have with the wife, though
Posted by god christ 2006-11-19 10:05||   2006-11-19 10:05|| Front Page Top

#24 Some people will do ANYTHING to improve their reception....
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-11-19 10:07|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]  2006-11-19 10:07|| Front Page Top

#25 LOL!
Posted by RD 2006-11-19 11:27||   2006-11-19 11:27|| Front Page Top

#26 What--no Bluetooth headset?
Posted by Dar">Dar  2006-11-19 11:38||   2006-11-19 11:38|| Front Page Top

#27 What an outstanding f**king name for a Mooselimb ! What is it with these perverted SOB's? A lightbulb up the ass. A phone up the ass. How about a blasting cap up the ass, and we trigger it ?
Posted by SpecOp35 2006-11-19 11:48||   2006-11-19 11:48|| Front Page Top

#28 Makes you wonder who his 'associate' was, who helped hide the phone?
Posted by smn 2006-11-19 12:17||   2006-11-19 12:17|| Front Page Top

#29 smn:

My psychic says the "associate" wears a beard, snarls a lot, hates dogs, and carries a little green book.
Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-11-19 12:26||   2006-11-19 12:26|| Front Page Top

#30 Uh oh.....the cell phone battery is dying...man, Ima in deep sh*t.
/my contribution to the Classic™.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2006-11-19 12:30||   2006-11-19 12:30|| Front Page Top

#31 Cheez, at least Maxwell Smart kept his phone in his shoe ...
Posted by Steve White">Steve White  2006-11-19 12:40||   2006-11-19 12:40|| Front Page Top

#32 The guy's hard to reach. Must be a bum connection.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-11-19 13:00||   2006-11-19 13:00|| Front Page Top

#33 Don't deride him, it's the way they show their affection to each other. Plus, it's very convenient.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-11-19 13:04||   2006-11-19 13:04|| Front Page Top

#34 Plus, it's very convenient

Wow, and I just use a belt clip. What the hell was I thinking?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-11-19 13:12||   2006-11-19 13:12|| Front Page Top

#35 What wears a turban, holds a suitcase full of cash prays five times a day has a bluetooth up his anus and farts Madonna ringtones ???????????
Posted by Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 13:15||   2006-11-19 13:15|| Front Page Top

#36 Is this the advent of the much awaited RectiPhone ???
Now at the nearest Macie's in your neighbourhood
Posted by Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 13:19||   2006-11-19 13:19|| Front Page Top

#37 from now on when calling a moslim the correct form of speech is not "Hello" anymore.... it is......it is... "UP YOURS"
Posted by Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 13:23||   2006-11-19 13:23|| Front Page Top

#38 Candy bars are from Mars and cell phones are from Uranus.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-11-19 13:27||   2006-11-19 13:27|| Front Page Top

#39 Was it one like this?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-11-19 13:49||   2006-11-19 13:49|| Front Page Top

#40 No bigjim,
This is a Mark I field phone.
Muhammad Islam PBUHR(Peace be unto his rectum)
used the diesel fuelled, titanium reinforced, semi mobile, barbed gattlingphone Mark XVII.
our condolences to his family.
Posted by Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 14:04||   2006-11-19 14:04|| Front Page Top

#41 And I thought the American Tourister gorilla ad was something.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-11-19 14:42||   2006-11-19 14:42|| Front Page Top

#42 set on vibrate, no doubt
Posted by Jealing Crearong1941 2006-11-19 15:07||   2006-11-19 15:07|| Front Page Top

#43 Gives new meaning to the word colophon.
Posted by  KBK 2006-11-19 15:41||   2006-11-19 15:41|| Front Page Top

#44 Man arrested w $100k cash in suitcase and mobile phone in his rectum

Frank: Wow, and I just use a belt clip. What the hell was I thinking?

ROFLMAO!

EOZ: .. bluetooth up his anus and farts Madonna ringtones

May I suggest 'Express Yourself' Mr. Elder! LOL!

/funny thread
Posted by Madonna">Madonna  2006-11-19 16:09||   2006-11-19 16:09|| Front Page Top

#45 The pay as you go plan. Probably counterfeit 50's.
Posted by Phineter Thraviger1073 2006-11-19 17:22||   2006-11-19 17:22|| Front Page Top

#46 SPOoD is that you brick?
Posted by Shipman 2006-11-19 18:13||   2006-11-19 18:13|| Front Page Top

#47 
Posted by doc 2006-11-19 18:56||   2006-11-19 18:56|| Front Page Top

#48 He was just trying to blend in. Must have been driving like an idiot while yakking on the phone, and some other driver told him where he could stick the phone ... so ...
Posted by DMFD 2006-11-19 19:38||   2006-11-19 19:38|| Front Page Top

#49 Bet his attempts to text message are really sh@tty....
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-11-19 19:53|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com ]  2006-11-19 19:53|| Front Page Top

#50 Wonder if he charged it there,as well...
Posted by crazyhorse 2006-11-19 22:14||   2006-11-19 22:14|| Front Page Top

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