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2007-01-30 Down Under

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Posted by tipper 2007-01-30 07:55|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Don't torture yourself.

That's my job.

Posted by doc 2007-01-30 08:16|| 2007-01-30 08:16|| Front Page Top

#2 You always hurt the one you love
The one you shouldn't hurt at all
You always take the sweetest rose
And crush it till the petals fall
You always break the kindest heart
With a hasty word you can't recall
So If I broke your heart last night
It's because I love you most of all.

(The Spike Jones version is the best.)

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-01-30 09:01|| 2007-01-30 09:01|| Front Page Top

#3 I guess I was better off ethically being "date raped" by my Indian proctologist during my recent colonoscopy.
I got a nice set of complementary photos afterward, but was still creeped out when he startd whistling "Whistle while you work..."

Posted by Capsu 78 2007-01-30 10:25|| 2007-01-30 10:25|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm saving up my neuroses for the arrival of give-the-hot-psychiatrist-a-massage therapy. Assuming the existence of hot psychiatrists.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2007-01-30 10:27|| 2007-01-30 10:27|| Front Page Top

#5 Capsu,
That's more information than we needed to know.

Al

Posted by Frozen Al 2007-01-30 10:37|| 2007-01-30 10:37|| Front Page Top

#6 I hate the hand puppets and "who's your daddy!" thing Capsu..you too?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-01-30 11:43|| 2007-01-30 11:43|| Front Page Top

#7 I couldn't be sure if I was dreaming or not, but for some reason I kept thinking I heard someone say "Hi, I'm Hank... We want you on our cellblock"

Posted by Capsu 78 2007-01-30 11:49|| 2007-01-30 11:49|| Front Page Top

#8 so he made her wear a dog collar, call him master and cracked a whip in treatment sessions in order to build a more trusting relationship.

Hey, that's how to win friends!

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-01-30 12:27|| 2007-01-30 12:27|| Front Page Top

#9 aggravated sexual penetration

Aggravated? Who gets aggravated?

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2007-01-30 12:50|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2007-01-30 12:50|| Front Page Top

#10 I hate the hand puppets and "who's your daddy!" thing Capsu..you too?
Posted by: Frank G|| 2007-01-30 11:43 ||Comments Top||

#7: I couldn't be sure if I was dreaming or not, but for some reason I kept thinking I heard someone say "Hi, I'm Hank... We want you on our cellblock"

Well, think I'll skip another year.

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-30 13:02|| 2007-01-30 13:02|| Front Page Top

#11 To Shipman and all other Rantburgers:
Seriously, I have been labeled a big wimp, diagnosed with a very low threshold of pain, don't like doctors, dentists or their offices, would have done very poorly in the "Hanoi Hilton", but when it comes to this particular procedure, by all means get it done...
The prep day is worse than the actual event and the prep day is no worse than than the results of say, a bad chimichanga from an all night street vendor, if you get my drift.
You owe it to those that love you or at least put up with you. Find a buddy with the same reservations and make a "field trip" out of it if it makes you feel better. Just Git er done!

Posted by Capsu 78 2007-01-30 13:19|| 2007-01-30 13:19|| Front Page Top

#12 And make sure your proctologist doesn't have both hands on your shoulders when he's performing your exam. :-)

Posted by gorb 2007-01-30 14:05|| 2007-01-30 14:05|| Front Page Top

#13 Yeah, what Capsu sed. Kinda saved me once.

The prep day is worse than the actual event and the prep day is no worse than than the results of say, a bad chimichanga from an all night street vendor, if you get my drift.

Locally known as Vesuvius Sunday. Twicer a year... :>

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-30 15:04|| 2007-01-30 15:04|| Front Page Top

#14 Ooooops
Twicer every 3 years, check wit your local weird guy.

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-30 15:15|| 2007-01-30 15:15|| Front Page Top

#15 Wow, Ship (#13), I was beginning to wonder if you were the "Customer of the Year" down at your local ~~@ss-man~~ proctologist, lol (HT: Seinfeld).

Posted by BA 2007-01-30 15:43|| 2007-01-30 15:43|| Front Page Top

#16 Twicer a year

Geeze Ship. I suspect your dentist is giving you some extra services.

Posted by ed 2007-01-30 18:46|| 2007-01-30 18:46|| Front Page Top

#17 Ship: Tell your dentist to wash his hands.

You're welcome.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-01-30 20:26|| 2007-01-30 20:26|| Front Page Top

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