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2007-02-07 India-Pakistan

Militants kill 2 'US spies' in Waziristan

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Posted by Fred 2007-02-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Militants kill 2 'US spies' in Waziristan

1) US spy always wears oversize "Hollywood" Eye Wear.

2) US spy will always point impolitely in public.

3) US spy will always smell like the rest of us.. like an old goat.

4) US spy will always have the tell ~~tail~~ tale lump on his forehead from praying too much trying to pass himself off as one of us.. Idiots.

to wit:

Posted by Taliban Spy Primer 2007-02-07 07:46|| 2007-02-07 07:46|| Front Page Top

#2 Look in the Wazzo phonebook and start passing random names through the rumor mill.

Posted by anymouse">anymouse 2007-02-07 09:39|| 2007-02-07 09:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Sounds like they're either feeling a little paranoid or calling somebody a spy as an excuse to bump him off.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-02-07 11:39|| 2007-02-07 11:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Zulfiqar Mehsud, a spokesman for Taliban commander Baitullah Mehsud, told Daily Times that ...his group was always cautious about people who are spying for the US. The US can do no harm to us without ground intelligence. This is why we dont spare any person found guilty of spying for the US.

Ummm not always...

You boyz can't resist stonings. SO we just watch by satellite for someone tied up with 1/2 the people throwing bricks at him and the other half watching the proceedings pleasuring themselves. Voila. Taliban gathering site...

Of course the same goes for hand, tongue or eyeball removal, just watch for any of these activities where there are half or more of the crowd is watching, and pleasuring themselves...

The US doesn't always need to have a spy on the ground to find a Taleban gathering spot...

Posted by BigEd 2007-02-07 16:26|| 2007-02-07 16:26|| Front Page Top

#5 look for areas where everyone walks slow, makes no eye contact, no frivolity nor mirth, no kites dammit, no movies, except Sean Penn or Tim Robbins or Michael Moore...there you have it

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-02-07 20:27|| 2007-02-07 20:27|| Front Page Top

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