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2007-02-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Britney 'on the edge of a nervous breakdown'

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Posted by Fred 2007-02-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why, Britney, why - you don't have to cut off your lovely natural dark hair just to do a remake of "NOTHING COMPARES 2 U". You're not gonna tear up the Pope's pic, are you???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-02-19 00:16|| 2007-02-19 00:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Dang it, Joe, ya beat me to it! Have Sinead or her career been heard from since?

Posted by PBMcL 2007-02-19 01:02|| 2007-02-19 01:02|| Front Page Top

#3 cut off her brunette hair extensions

What is a hair extension?

Posted by KBK 2007-02-19 01:39|| 2007-02-19 01:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Looks like a guy in my old platoon at Fort Lewis!

Posted by Besoeker 2007-02-19 01:51|| 2007-02-19 01:51|| Front Page Top

#5 "where she reportedly had a tattoo of a pair of lips put on to her wrist"

It could have been worse... at least she didn't have a swastika tattooed onto her forehead or the letters, "L O V E" tattooed onto every knuckle.

Posted by Sic_Semper_Tyrannus 2007-02-19 02:36|| 2007-02-19 02:36|| Front Page Top

#6 So, this is the Life Of The Rich And Famous? Seems very glamourous and interesting and all.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-19 03:55|| 2007-02-19 03:55|| Front Page Top

#7 Could be worse, she could have gotten herself a piercing.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-19 04:06|| 2007-02-19 04:06|| Front Page Top

#8 Already did. Goes in one ear and out the other.

Posted by gorb 2007-02-19 04:14|| 2007-02-19 04:14|| Front Page Top

#9 What is a hair extension?

Essentially falsies for the head, KBK. The hairdresser weaves locks of hair into the woman's and voila! The boyish cut is miraculously long and lush. Hair extensions are expensive (at least for those with normal budgetary constraints) and can take hours to put in, but once done they're pretty permanent, and can be coloured, cut and styled like one's own hair.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-02-19 07:29|| 2007-02-19 07:29|| Front Page Top

#10 heh Dear Britney move to Darfur for a couple of years and 'camp out' with the peeps. You'll save yourself some psychobabble fees and gain sum priceless perspective in one trip.

Posted by RD 2007-02-19 08:09|| 2007-02-19 08:09|| Front Page Top

#11 Could not stand being upstaged by Anna Nichole, so...

Posted by Phineter Thraviger 2007-02-19 10:30|| 2007-02-19 10:30|| Front Page Top

#12 Reminds me of one of Charley Manson's girls.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-02-19 11:53|| 2007-02-19 11:53|| Front Page Top

#13 I suspect that if the hair extensions aren't done perfectly the hair glue damages the natural hair. The glue may also irritate the scalp.

Posted by mhw 2007-02-19 14:05|| 2007-02-19 14:05|| Front Page Top

#14 better to staple them to her head

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-02-19 14:37|| 2007-02-19 14:37|| Front Page Top

#15 I'm starting to think she's not a real blonde.

Posted by Shipman 2007-02-19 16:51|| 2007-02-19 16:51|| Front Page Top

#16 Take her, she's yours

Posted by Captain America 2007-02-19 18:13|| 2007-02-19 18:13|| Front Page Top

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Posted by DMFD 2007-02-19 22:22|| 2007-02-19 22:22|| Front Page Top

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