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2007-05-14 Afghanistan
Mullah Dadullah: The Obituary
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Posted by Fred 2007-05-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ]  Top

#1 Just in case it's true, I've written an obituary for him and had Babel translate it into his ethnic Pashtun. Here it is:

Mullah Mullah Da Dullah
Banana Fanna Fo Fullah
Fee Fi Mo Mullah
Dullah!
Posted by gorb 2007-05-14 02:22||   2007-05-14 02:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds like a jingle for the pom-pom girls of the Taliban basket team.
Posted by JFM">JFM  2007-05-14 04:29||   2007-05-14 04:29|| Front Page Top

#3 He was known for personally taking part in fighting.

....well, at least once anyway.
Posted by Besoeker 2007-05-14 04:55||   2007-05-14 04:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Good riddance! Don't let the coffin lid hit you on the way out!
Posted by Kofi Throsh2172 2007-05-14 06:55||   2007-05-14 06:55|| Front Page Top

#5 The lavender (thanks Steve W, wouldn't have guessed in a hundred years) sheets impart a healthy pink glow.
Posted by ed 2007-05-14 07:17||   2007-05-14 07:17|| Front Page Top

#6 Gorb - babelfish is seriously out on that one. A more authentic translation would be

Mmnn-mm Mmnn-mm Mn Mmnn-mm
Mmmnnmm Fmmnmm Fmm Fmm-nnm
Fmm Fm Fmm Fmmmnn-m
Mnnummn!


"One more bag of your finest stones please, Sebghatullah."
Posted by Admiral Allan Ackbar 2007-05-14 08:20||   2007-05-14 08:20|| Front Page Top

#7 He was very kind to us but very brutal to enemies DEAD.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-14 09:05||   2007-05-14 09:05|| Front Page Top

#8 I would like more Islamofascists to emulate his last days.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-05-14 09:19||   2007-05-14 09:19|| Front Page Top

#9 I guess you can only run that "Foot don't fail me now" thing only so far...
Posted by tu3031 2007-05-14 09:24||   2007-05-14 09:24|| Front Page Top

#10 I heard Mullah was sitting in his cave watching the a weight-loss commercial and he decided to get a "Smokin Hot Body" for himself.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-14 09:29||   2007-05-14 09:29|| Front Page Top

#11 So are they gonna wash the sheets and recycle for the next Mullah-O?
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2007-05-14 10:51||   2007-05-14 10:51|| Front Page Top

#12 That'a definately lavander. I have Architectural Tendencirs, ya know. Just glad one more evil worm is now worm food.
Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues  2007-05-14 11:55||   2007-05-14 11:55|| Front Page Top

#13 Where do I send the Doorknob?
Posted by mojo">mojo  2007-05-14 12:34||   2007-05-14 12:34|| Front Page Top

#14 "Dadullah made a point of throwing the first stone on the many occasions he sentenced women to death by stoning for "prostitution".

Isn't it nice to know that he was without sin?

Al
Posted by Frozen Al 2007-05-14 13:47||   2007-05-14 13:47|| Front Page Top

#15 I still can't get over the image of this guy skipping into paradise on one leg. Wonder if any of the 72 virgins know how quick he was to cast the first stone?
Posted by WTF 2007-05-14 17:36||   2007-05-14 17:36|| Front Page Top

#16 From correspondents in Spin Boldak, Afghanistan

Got that right
Posted by  KBK 2007-05-14 19:08||   2007-05-14 19:08|| Front Page Top

#17 #11: "So are they gonna wash the sheets and recycle for the next Mullah-O?"

Why waste water washing the sheets, AP?

That would be the only clean thing these clowns have touched in years.

And, being DEAD, they wouldn't appreciate it.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2007-05-14 19:40|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2007-05-14 19:40|| Front Page Top

#18 I still say it's hot pink, #12 DB.

But why quibble? Wrapping these clowns in any pussy girly color is fine with me. :-D
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2007-05-14 19:42|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2007-05-14 19:42|| Front Page Top

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