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2007-05-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Mike 2007-05-22 13:07|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 When did Kylie Minogue become the standard measurement for prize winning fish?

Posted by tu3031 2007-05-22 13:15|| 2007-05-22 13:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Since the moment some desperate editor realized that he can spice up those boring local interest stories with a picture of a babe instead of just a fish.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2007-05-22 13:35|| 2007-05-22 13:35|| Front Page Top

#3 When did Kylie Minogue become the standard measurement for prize winning fish?
It's the Daily Mail - what do you expect?

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-05-22 14:05|| 2007-05-22 14:05|| Front Page Top

#4 When the dolphins said "Thanks for all the fish.", they were talking about Kylie and her sister.

Posted by ed 2007-05-22 14:12|| 2007-05-22 14:12|| Front Page Top

#5 With all those weird mutant animals because of pollution and radioactive wastes, by mid-21st century, the coming generations will have to use rosie o'donnell as measurement unit, so consider yourselves lucky to be still able to use with Kylie.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-05-22 14:43|| 2007-05-22 14:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Be afraid, very afraid.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-05-22 14:43|| 2007-05-22 14:43|| Front Page Top

#7 Who?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-22 16:02|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-22 16:02|| Front Page Top

#8 I don't know who she is either, Barbara.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-05-22 21:21|| 2007-05-22 21:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Can't say that I really care, Deacon. I was just asking out of idle curiosity. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-22 21:26|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-22 21:26|| Front Page Top

#10 Click on the article. There's picture of Kylie.
I'm gonna get a sammich for bait and go fishing for Kylie. A much better catch than that oversized goldfish.

Posted by GK 2007-05-22 22:43|| 2007-05-22 22:43|| Front Page Top

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