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2007-07-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Blinded by love, hapless man stabbed in (other) eye by feisty girlfriend... again

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-07-06 14:28|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 "The next morning they had another argument in which she grabbed a chopstick and stabbed Kwok's right eye," it said.

"Here, try one of the ~~pot stickers~~ eye stickers."

This reminds me very little of a favorite warning sign in optics labortories:

CAUTION
DO NOT STARE INTO LASER
WITH REMAINING EYE

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-07-06 14:52|| 2007-07-06 14:52|| Front Page Top

#2 "Can this relationship be saved?"

"Naah. I just don't see it working out."

Posted by Mike 2007-07-06 15:13|| 2007-07-06 15:13|| Front Page Top

#3 "Love sacrifice.........Iff I forgive her, God will not forgive me". Like a true Madonna fan, his prob is wilfully giving up his already God-reserved place in heaven, in order to help people which not even hell will want??? EVENTS AFTER 12/8th of a certain yarn > WORLD'S ASS BELONGS TO GOD AND GABRIEL, aka DAD'S BIG WHUPPIN' BELT.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-07-06 19:15|| 2007-07-06 19:15|| Front Page Top

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